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be who love their lords it is all fudge : and the John Bull falsifies to 

 no purpose. " The Fudge Family" are too numerous in England. 

 They are all of them subject to /its an unconstitutional malady 

 of the same kind as Mrs. Fitz-herbert's. Even common humanity 

 has been made to feelthe truth of this afflicting statement. 



The su-m of " THREE MILLIONS" is ready to be advanced for certain 

 purposes. Apply at the W. Closet of the Garlton. Where the 

 driver of the dilly sits daily. 



The writer in the Weekly Dispatch, who signs himself " Agri- 

 cola,'' it is reported, will be knighted as soon as possible. They say, 

 the present is not a dark age. 



The duke, (said an honest, artizan in the crowd, the other day) is a 



d n clever fellow but Dr. W. W. W., will not much longer 



trouble you, trouble you, trouble you : nor is he king yet ! This was 

 said at Cambridge. Things in general are progressing. The Flying 

 Ship will certainly rise to fall: from Kensington. 



His majesty was all bottom at Cain Wood to Lord Melbourne. 

 This fact proves not only volumes but libraries. The king's favourite 

 daughter not by the queen will be sufficiently tickled at this " de- 

 claration of war'' against the PEOPLE. Fe, n, fo, fum : I smell the 

 breath of an Englishman. How very odd ! 



Young Dr. Douro, of Cambridge University, is what? Why Dr. 

 D. to be sure i. e. he owes so much to the traffickers in letters ; and! 

 therefore stands on the Dr, side of the account. Nothing can be more 



Lord Brougham has foretold the fate of the present administration ! 

 Very remarkable, coming events cast their shadows before. 



The lords have DECLARED against the Irish Church Bill. Is it 

 possible ? Very. 



Sir Robert humbly conceives " that he is (absit invidia) the most 

 extraordinary politician in Europe. Paley, in his Natural Theology, 

 says > 4 A child learning to walk, is the greatest posture-master in 

 the world.'' Let us ap-peal to mathematics; example I take Sir 

 Robert from Metternich, and how mwch remains of the former ? 

 nothing. Example 2. take Sir Robert all that remained of him, 

 at least from Prince Talleyrand, and how muph of the little that 

 was left of him remains? A Tamworth spectacle. "There are 

 worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse," 

 says Swift. Cicero says, that every client who applied to him for 

 LEGAL ASSISTANCE, uniformly misrepresented his own case. Not- 

 withstanding appearances, the " Family" have determined on holding 

 tip their heads. Lord Melbourne has been voted a " bore.' 1 Lord 

 John, a Woburn Abbey" " ugly little thing" Lord Palmerston 

 *' an incorrigible person /'' 



MONEY. Odart, a Piedmontese conspirator for Catherine, used 

 to say, " I see there is no regard for any thing but money, and mo- 

 ney I will have. I would go this night and set fire to the palace for 

 money ; and when I had got enough, I would retire to my own 

 country, and there live like an honest man." More than once the 

 empress offered him a title : " No, madam, I thank you," said 

 Odart ; ic money, money, if you please." He did get money, went 

 to Nice, and there he is said to have lived as became a gentleman. 



