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The LOCKWOOD & PALMER Co. 



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Wholesale and Retail 

 Dealers in 



HARDWARE 



AGRICULTURAL 



IMPLEMENTS 



House Furnishings, Etc. 



TOOLS 

 All Kinds 



92 PARK PLACE 



(Cor. Summer Street) 



STAMFORD - CONN. 



TELEPHONE CONNECTIONS 



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Voska & Otto 



Tailors 



Suits and Overcoats to Order 

 from Twenty-Five dollars up. 

 We mean of the better kinds. 



45-47 Bank Street 



Stamford 



Connecticut 



Another Argument for Publishers. 



A boy in a schoolroom wrote on the 

 blackboard, "I can hug the girls bet- 

 ter than any other boy in school. 



Bill Jones." 



The teacher, a young girl, said, "Did 

 you write that?" 



"Yes." 



"Remain after school." 



The other pupils waited outside. 

 One inquired, "Did she whip you?" 

 Another, "Did she scold you?" An- 



other, "Was she very cross?" 



But all the culprit said was: "I tell 

 you it pays to advertise." 



The Blindness of Virtue. 



"We want the doctor, quick!" 



"Who's sick at your house?" 



"Everybody except me. I'd 

 naughty, so they wouldn't give me any 

 of the nice mushrooms papa picked in 

 the woods." 



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