THE ALUMNI JOURNAL 13 



Geo. DeZeller was on hand with his pocketful of novelties; 

 Mandelbaum his "Hemaplegic" nerve; Pop Wadhams, carnation; 

 Henning, a winning- smile; Wimmer, a dinner smile and Leslie a 

 Phi-Chi smile'. 



OUR STUDENTS. 



Under this heading, we will publish, monthly, little uncidents, 

 both serious and funny, which come up in the various classes. The 

 material is contributed mainly by the /students. 



Senior Class. The following are the officers of the Senior Class : 

 President: H. O. Oehlers; Vice-President, A. Muencli ; Secretary, 

 H. Schaefer; Treasurer, A. Mistretta. 



The two whitei hopes: Ostrow and Shutts. 



Did you ever notice that even in the lectures, the bald-headed 



men like to sit in the front row? { 



Has anyone ever analyzed the contents of Prof. Oehler's water- 

 pitcher? The girls seem to dike his brand of tap-water. 



Prof. Rusby made a fine Xmas present to the class in form of 

 an exam. 



Talk about your cold storage hen-fruit — it is not in it with Prof. 

 Amy's mercaptans, especially when spilled on the floor by a student 

 of Section i. 



Do not fail to watch the imitation of the Kangaroo Waltz, when 

 Deffaa or Simon glide into the lecture-room late. 



The Pharmacy Lab. is certainly up-to-date. You can get dis- 

 tilled water there by turning the tap-water faucet to the left. 



It is rumored in the class that Mrs. B. has made an important 

 discovery. She found Mercury to be incompatible with Tannin 

 Gentianate. 



Marquez has discovered that Lead Opiate is the active principle 

 of Lead and Opium Wash. 



Chrisman told Dr. Ballard, that Alcohol was the subject that he 

 knew all about and wished to recite on that subject. 

 Dr. B.: Where is the Medulla Oblongata situated ? 

 Student: On top of the cerebrum. 

 Dr. B. : Correct, when you stand on yonr head. 



