THE ALUMNI JOURNAL 14? 



President — C. J. Walters. 



Vice- President — O. Bigeiow, 



Secretary — F. G. Hammond. 



Treasurer — F. S. Hayes. 



Historian- — D. Davis. 



Reporter to Alumni Journal — B. Hayes. 



Not mentioning any names, but it is very noticeable that some of 

 the Southern Gentlemen of the Senior Class are not very good politi- 

 cians, with apologies to Mr. Hammond. 



It must make some of the students feel old since they have become 

 members of the Senior Class to see a little bunch of whiskers under 

 the nose which is quite a common occurrence on some of the Seniors. 

 It would be a good plan for some of them to make a good job of it 

 and grow some on their chin, just like a regular Doctor. 



If the little man of the class. Mr. Goodman, was accidentally killed, 

 would Augsbury him. 



If Zimmerman was a tall man. would you call Louis Short. 



A PESSIMIST'S DREAM DISCLOSES THE FUTURE OF 



PHARMACY. 



By Geo. E. Bolles, Ph. G., D. D. S. 



Last Sunday night I was very tired. Careful calculations showed 

 that I had walked ten miles around the store for nothing, spoken five 

 thousand words (including one hundred strong ones), which raised 

 the temperature ten degrees and saved quite considerable coal without 

 adding a cent to the day's takings. Weary and exhausted, I went to 

 my bed and laid for a few minutes trying to remember what awful 

 crimes I had committed in my boyhood, that should bring this daily 

 torture upon me as a judgment. 



1 fell asleep, and in my dreams I wandered through the streets of 

 a mighty city. I was looking for a location to start in business. Every- 

 thing seemed strangely altered. I walked miles and miles and could 

 not find a drug store ; the old colored bottles were no more in evidence 

 at every corner ; there was no other fellow anywhere : there was no 

 one engaged in the drug business at all. Puzzled at this unnatural 

 state of affairs, I accosted a man and asked him if he could direct me 

 to any good pharmacist, as I wanted to use the directory. 



The man could not give me any information, as he had never heard 

 of such a thing, but he directed me to the public library and advised 

 me to refer to the "Encyclopedia of Ancient Trades." 



