June, 1918 



C. U. C. P. ALUMNI JOURNAL 



93 



Mr. Harry Hoch accompanied by Moe Krauss then sang "Hello Central, give 

 me no man's land" and "When Alexander takes his rag"-time band to France."' 

 Miss Edythe Kleinfield, '19, played "Salut an Pesth" in a manner that convinced 

 her audience that she is a pianist of rare ability. Mr. Wills now told some more 

 witty stories and was followed by Dr. Schaef er who read the following roll : 



The audience now joined in singing "America" and then the younger f<.)lk 

 md some of the older ones also — adjourned to the library and spent the balance 



of the evening in dancing. 



NO COLD STORAGE GREETING FROM MISS MARY; HER DESK 



IS AT THE DOOR 



Tempting Fate 'Neath The Grim Shadow Of Dupont Smokeless Powder 

 Plant. Girl Druggist — A Blushing Jersey Rose — Smiles And Dances Her Way To 

 Fame And Fortune — Proving That Sympathetic Methods Pay. 



Less Stiffness, Less Ice, A Little More Heart And Social Radium — There's A 

 Recipe You Cannot Beat, Whether It's Clothed In A Skirt Or An Old Pair Of 

 Pants. 



If a smile could be measured by dollars, Mary Meier would be rich as Croesus. 



Ogden Armour says Charles M. Schwab of Bethlehem Steel has a million 

 dollar laugh — he just laughs himself into your confidence until you start laughing 

 yourself. Before you realize it, he has your hand on the pen and your signature 

 to the order — you can't resist him. 



If Charley Schwab's laugh is worth $1,000,000, Mary Meier's smile is easily 

 worth $2,000,000, for Charley is 58 and Mary — Miss Mary — ^is not 28, with a pair 

 of melting blue eyes, wondrous white teeth and a complexion kissed with the bloom 

 of Jersey's hills. Many a woman with half these assets — half that smile — has 

 cashed them in for $2,000,000, and the lucky man considered them a bargain — 

 watch out for Mary. 



