THE ALUMNI JOURNAL 33 



Taken all in all it was a very well attended, and surely a success- 

 ful affair, and the wish of all was, that they would be permitted 

 to attend another ball like this next year. All hail to the Alumni 

 Association of the New York College of Pharmacy and the good 

 social and fraternal features it is imbueing upon its members and 

 their friends. 



JOHNNIE ON DOCTORS. 



Doctors is men wich come when foaks is sick & they charge the 

 saim whether they git them well or not. Doctors is of too kinds : 

 I good doctors 2 cheep doctors 



the cheep doctors cost you more than the good doctors the trub- 

 bel is that you cant tell the good doctors till you try them and then 

 maybe they aint very good after all. 



doctors is made in too ways, one kind goes to college and cuts 

 up ded foaks and the other kind just takes any old mediceen in a 

 bottle and says what wundeful cures it will make and that it is all 

 free, but it aint free you bet you have to pay ten or moar dolars 

 befor you git throuh. 



their is a good doctor on our street but most every time he cums 

 to our house he brings a new baby, i think that is prety meen. 



ABOUT LEMONS. 



If you were going down a very dark and perilous jM'ecipice at 

 the darkest hour of night, and you saw a lemon in distress, would 

 you give that Lemon aid? 



Was to a wake last night, Mrs. Lemon was squeezed to death. 



Also to a wedding last week — Miss Lemon, the bride, invited 

 all the suckers. — Goeckcl's Originals. 



ALUMNI PIN. 



Only graduates are permitted to purchase and entitled to wear 

 this pin. It is distinct and different from a class pin, which can be 

 worn by any member of a class. The pin is made of solid gold 

 with blue enamel. Its style is shown on cover. Your name, year 

 of graduation and the pin number will appear upon the reverse 

 side. The cost is $6 if delivered, or $6.15 if sent by registered 

 mail. Pins may be obtained upon application to Dr. George C. 

 Diekman, 115 West Sixty-eighth street, New York City. 



