22 THE JOURN^\[v OF PH\RM\COLOrTY. 



Amidst great ex "itement and untold jov. the meeting, due to unexplainable causes, . 

 was a')ruptly dissolved. 



Post-G''id'iate CI IS-? of 1910 with chart^'te i-<tic enithets : Mr. Conlin, Bird; Mr. 

 Purdv, Inexplif^ahle ; Mr. Stern, Austere; Mr -^tubenrauch, Mathematician; Mr. 

 Thomas Basket Bill C ampion (?) Mr. Vant m, Lover of Formulse; Mr. Wettlin, 

 Good naturt-d ; Mr WyckoflF. " Genemu'-K- goo I " ; Miss Molwitz, Earnest; Miss 

 BUn, Modesty Forbids. 



Much to the surprise of Prof. Coblentz, the various reports on HjO analysis closely 

 corresponded. 



W 10 volunteers to explH'n the situation ? 



In replv to th^^ ma'iy " whvs and hows " of his fellow students regarding the sud- 

 den lameness of Mr. Thorn is, he ernphiticHllv a-sseried that " he had thoroughly en- 

 joyed a game of haskf^tball " 



Who can tell, b it thit the Junior atmosnhere Cw'iioh certainly is of a salubrious 

 nature) is accountable for the remarkaole vocal capacity displayed by our venerable 

 Stock Room attendant at 5 • 30 P M. 



What a poor footbill showing has our College made in the last two games with C. 

 C. N. Y. Easily accountable, however — due to the lack of interest exhibited by our 

 Post-Graduates. 



Whv not hive our coming doctors Cladies excepted) partake, and thereby restore 

 the former athlf^tic reputation of the College. 



Prop'r (non graduate) to clerk : " Can you make an orange phosphate without the 

 addition of soda water? " 



Ph. G. : " No, that's a fizzical impossibility." 



Fanny A. Elan, 

 Reporter, P. G., 1900. 



* X IMotes. 



Our past W. C. C. is now a verv busy man, having resumed his medical studies, hut 

 it is stated that he has positively declined to figure in any personally conducted trol- 

 ley lines during the present term. 



Among recent additions to our ranks are G- S. Rcmele whose pleasing gifts as an 

 orator are well known, and Evans, of Utica, N. Y.. who has succeeded to the proprie- 

 torship of one of the oldest drug stores in the State, his stand having been a drugstore 

 continuously since 1808. 



At a reelection of officers made necessary by the resignation of W. C. C. J. Tanne- 

 baum, Bro. F. W. Pond was fleeted to ihat office, and M. Wolk was unanimously 

 elected as W. K. R. S. 



K ^ Xotes. 



Some of the members passed a very pleasant evening recently at a ball given by Mr. 

 PfafFand his association. 



Who takes his sister to the Alumni Ball ? B n. 



A. K e has sworn off. What ? 



We would like to hear more about the bowling match which was scheduled some 

 four weeks bark ? Wake up, Phi Chi ! 



We notice gray hairs in the Secretary's head. Is over-study the cause ? 



The Society now boasts of some of thp best members of the Junior Class. 



What caused R d's to leave the ball so earlv in the game ? Too much food ? 



Did A n go to the Reception ? No! Why? 



What member finds clams in his chowder ? 



