44 THE JOURNAL OF PHARMACOLOGY. 



The " wise (?) seniors " who look upon " those juniors " as their inferiors ought to 

 get the juniors to take them out for an evenings fun, and see who will come out of it 

 best. The seniors are not in it, are they R ? 



Students in Section I. have no use for dictionaries, as Webster himself is in the sec- 

 tion. 



The girls say : That Mr. A n is just as sweet as he can be. 



That no gentleman will smoke in class-meeting when ladies are present. 



That Mr. H 1 is just awful ; he talks too much. 



That they don't want their names mentioned in the Journal. 



That Mr. H r has lovely red cheeks and that he p— ts, but he don't. 



Elegy. 



Written in a N. Y. C. P. Laboratory. 



Oh ! 1900 Post Graduate Class ! 



(Eminently known for breaking glass), 



Ye have entered upon another course, 



No wonder poor souls, ye look so cross. 



Bacteriology ! Ah, how fine 1 



A branch of science, so divine, 



'Twas hard to part from friends above, 



And sever connections, with studies we love ; 



Yet, in descending, to a floor below, 



Many wise things, we hope to know. 



After pursuing, the analysis of plants. 



We trust, to be, acknowledged savantes ; 



Provided, we successful shall be. 



In obtaining that worthy, P-h-a-r.-D. 



If not, our laboratories furnish relief, 



Cg — H5 — OH, in brief, 



But woe, betide ye who taketh this mean, 



Yea, the folly of it, is readily seen 



Study, ye mortals, and then wilt thou pass ; 



Uphold the standard of our Post-Graduate Class. 



Our friend, the " Analytical Balance," has been succeeded by the " Microscope, " 

 accompanied by the " Micrometer," in lieu of the " Rough Rider." 



O, how'profusely those NaCl laden tears fell, as we bade farewell, to the Pharmaceu- 

 tical Laboratory ! For corroboration of the above, apply to Mr. Wm. A. Hoburg, Jr. 



Personals. 



Purdy— Our " Old turn Key." 



Stern — Hast thou still hunger ? , 



" Wetstein " — The latest acquisition to our class. 



Conlin — The last curl is at last replaced. 



Stubenrauch— No longer cans't thou wander, to confiscate laboratory paraphernalia. 



Wyckoff — Why so frequently late for lectures ? 



Thomas — What's the matter with Kjeldahl ? 



Last but not least Van — " 2000 lbs." 



Fanny A. Blan. 



