42 THE JOURNAL OF PHARMACOLOGY. 



Say, O'Connor, how is Harlem ? 



(I'll never go there any more.) 



Several gentlemen of Section Two should go hump themselves and see that they 

 apply themselves more industriously and grasp the mysteries of plant life and not to 

 see which one can be the first candidate for an asylum. It takes a good deal to get 

 Professor Rusby angry, but when he is riled, just watch out. There's trouble then. 

 Gentlemen, kindly leave the young ladies quite alone. Professor Rusby is very able 

 to take care of them, and if he should need assistance, Dr. " Harry " is ready to lend 

 a helping hand. So there you are. 



Mr. Endress and Lukin should have tickets printed and arrangements made for a 

 regular prize fight under the Horton law. I'm sure that they would look well facing 

 each other in a 24-foot ring. L,et them get together and settle their troubles in this 

 way. They will thereby soothe their feelings and increase their wealth. Did you see 

 them plugging each other the other day ? Kaehrle acted the good part and sepa- 

 rated them. You should see them scatter when Kaehrle made his appearance. 



Langheinz still is seen hanging around College trying to make folk believe his is 

 working. He should be shoveling snow. 



Lotz still says nothing and saws wood. 



Paisley continues to smoke the boss's cigars. 



Pfaff is raising a mustache, also much noise about College. 



Our President, "Frankie " Schaeflfer, still is the^best looking man in the College. 



I guess I had best discontinue myself once, already yet at present, or the Editor-in- 

 Chief will be jumping all over me for taking up so much room in the papers. So, Pill 

 Rollers and Bottle Washers, I will bid you once more adieu, with many kisses and 

 tnuch love, from 



Ivittle "Robbie," 



♦01 Notes. 



The Alumni Ball, given at Lenox Lyceum on the evening of January 3rst (and, by- 

 the-way, morning of February ist) was a most enjoyable affair. Our class was well 

 represented on the floor and in the box reserved for us, which was tastefully deco- 

 rated with roses and evergreens. To give a fair idea of the number of juniors pres- 

 ent, I will say that the refreshments (solid) gave out long before the crowd was served. 

 I might say that the liquid refreshment got low. That goes to show that the juniors 

 were there in full force. 



The day after the ball it was much easier for a certain junior to describe a "Rum 

 Cough" than a Ruhmkoff coil. Was he at the ball ? Well ! 



The ladies of the class claim that Miss Russ was to represent them at the ball. 

 Wonder where she was, probably out o' sight. 



The Rhode Island Volunteer claims that his honorable discharge entitles him to 

 wear a shoulder-strap on his upper lip. One thing it does not entitle him to, i. e., 

 taking a " Knapp" during a lecture. 



The force of gravitation seems to have a greater exerting power around Mr. White's 

 desk, Pharm. Lab. than anywhere else. Proof, broken evaporating dishes, etc. 



In Pharmacy Quiz., Dr. Hoburg asked Mr. Moses to tell all he knew about Osmosis. 

 Mr. Moses rose from his seat and in a dignified way stated that " Oscar " was 2 years 

 older than himself but declined to give any further information as he thought the 

 Doctor had no business to get so familiar with his brother Oscar, especially when the 

 Doctor had never seen him. 



"Of what does a telephone consist" quizzed Prof. Furnival in a recent Physics 

 Quiz. " It consists of a battery and a piece of wire," was the prompt answer from 

 one of the stars. 



