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The members of Class of 1900 are cautiously warned to live up to their parole and 

 report to the Journai^ periodically. 



Helpburn, Mai, Pundty, Mossy, Kal. liss Key, Xohn, End Duss have taken unto 

 themselves the P.O. course. 



Pearly Regan has left the whirl of the Metropolis for his stationary home in Wind- 

 sor Locks. 



Lage, suffering from a sudden indisposition, has grave intentions of returning to 



to his home in Iowa. 



Decker still parts his hair in the middle of his cranium and combs it down over his 



forehead. 



Emeis has returned to the West. 



Jorgiecame from Connecticut to visit the familiar spot and to buy a watch. He 

 needs watching, for he complains of a bad chronic " cold." 



The corpulency of Willie Hill speaks loudly and plainly of " a liven easy." 



Will Smith has acquired the management of a store in White Plains. 



Freess has become frozen in at 38th street and Sth avenue. 



Wilson cannot tear away from the luring pleasures of the Manhattan Borough. 



Kaehrle is looking for a job. " Oh, if I only had a job !" 



Lane, the little fat fellow with curly locks, contemplates studying the skull and 

 cross-bones. 



An easy chemical equation : Aspirant + H2O + Spts. Fermenti— allow to settle, 

 strong cigar + warm room = " such a headache," and — 



Some two years ago a hundred and men representing different nationalities 



and languages were apprehended on the heinous and appalling charge of illiteracy in 

 the mysteries of " Apothekeri." Being brought and tried before the stern, impartial 

 and learned jury of the Profs, of N. Y. C. P., and sustaining the endurance of an ex- 

 ceedingly long, needed and necessary trial. This respected and just body brought 

 back a decision, liberating them publicly amid the congratulations of their many 

 friends, and giving each exonerated person the proper credentials allowing and per- 

 mitting she and he to practice the honorable and legitimate profession of " Stamp 



Selling." 



Handle gentle clumsy Desiccator, 



And fragile porcelain crucible. 



The fall and breakage of costly glass 



Is surely always lamentable. 



The boys are knocking sound single hits from Professor Ferguson's curves. They 

 hope to make home runs e're the elapse of nine weeks. 



Fair dame of pharmaceutical knowledge supreme. 



Doth have on her brow a cloud (under her breath avow), 



Awaiting the steadying of balance beam (the cessation of vibrations), 

 Impatient, she'll swear aloud. 

 Awake, ye sleepers, and let the Journai, hear from you. 



•01 P. G. Notes. 



" May, " "The Model Paris Fashion Plate." 



Stop ! Stop ! Not that cough, thief or horse, but all nonsense, and get to earnest 

 work, its a " uneeda." 



Trust ! Trust ! Trust ! wherever we turn, look or read, the spectre of this hard, 

 heartless, cruel, coveteous monster ever appears. 



