200 THE JOURNAIv OF PHARMACOLOGY. 



Even in the college, pill rollers, Hepburn is endeavoring to make a corner in 

 second-hand aprons. 



Immateriawsm. 



The most ardent supporters, it is claimed, of the " Doctrine of Spirits" are the 

 . Majors and Colonels of the Blue Grass State. 



"May," the funny looking man of the " P. G's." 



George " Moss " emphatically asserts that he will not permit any growth of a 

 vegetative character, — 



Zahn says he is, — 



Schmidt the " dark horse,"— 



Kaliski is on the third and last lap, — 



Stern appears to be — 



A real, genuine, non-chemical blond. 



Kay's Kurious Kolumn.* 



I attentioned the free lunch gif to my old College chumps " Karlschen Erb," I 

 came mit a fellow what they call "Eddie" und I never meet mit such receptions 

 before. Ven the " naughty Mobile horselessness " lands us at the door two notorious, 

 I mean popular mans met us, von say he paid the freight und the other has got 

 gescheft under the chestnut tree. 



Anyhow ven ve reach where the lunch vas I surprised myself to find the place full 

 of mans, I taut I vas in pool room, but its good ting dot a man vat is called " Pilly '' 

 explanationed himself, he gif me his hand und say "gesonheit!" here is vere dot 

 Karlschen Erb egspects to get von suprisemeut. Den my heart fills mit much joy. 

 Dot man " Pilly " is a wonder, he makes all the " joints " dey use in the tenderloins, 

 he looks like von of dem fellars vot make Milwaukee famous, dere was also another 

 man dot vas all boliteness, I was going to gif him der grip, only he refusaled me und 

 somebody says he vas Kellner. 



Den a little poy vat is called " Ruddy " sitted down und played some of dot ragged 

 time music, about "Ven you ain't got a copple of dollars veil its nix commeraus," dis 

 seemed to make dot Doctor Deekman's mad und he at once satted down py the tables, 

 den efry body feels der same way, und py jove nothing could move dem again until 

 "Karlschen Erb" commed in, his pockets bulging out mid niggles, looking for little 

 game of pinocle, but it vas up to him dot time und he vas speechless for the moment. 



I dink the geschaft was on the fritz mid dot saloon feller, for I nefer see soo much 

 before as he gif us, id vas all fine und vent veil undil dey tried to make us eat poison, 

 dis vas a too muchness for hddle Villie, I hurled prayers, pleadings und hard boiled 

 eggs at der crowd, but it vas no use, dey all took dere leetle dose, My ! but I feel sorry 

 for all de vidows dere must be to-day, I just reported dot saloon keeper to der Journal. 



Also dere vas a fellow I vas sorry for, he hadt sore throat and could only relief him- 

 self by gargling at the piano, dey called him Schmalz Gescht vich I am told means 

 "God save Ireland." Everybody made jollys out of Karlschen, I hope he has good 

 forgetter, odewwise der Bride vill be sorry what she met him, a little advice is all 

 right, but like beer, too much makes a fellar rattled. Karlschen remindts me of dot 

 man Odell which runs after der Governor, he is good listener, but I hope he vill take 

 advice und don't believe all he hears because like golf, marriage has lots of links you 

 don't was seed at once. 



* With apologies (profuse) to " Diederich Dinkenspiel" (George V. Hobart), Balti- 

 more American. — [Ed.] 



