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THE NRW YORK JOURNAL OF PHARMACY 



SOME POPULAR SONGS. 



"Good-bye, Boys" — (Those who flunk). 

 "Here Comes My Daddy Now"— 



(Dean). 

 "I'm Gomg away"— (Graduates). 

 "You Are the Ideal of My Dreams"— 



(Diploma.) 



H. A. G., '15. 



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 SOME GOOD BOOKS. 



"Closing Net"— (Exams.). 

 "Cease Firing'— (Articles before Lec- 

 tures). 

 "Great Expectations"— ( Seniors) . 

 "Spiritual Unrest" — (Everybody at 



12:45)- 

 "I'll Be Hanged If I Do"— (Study 5 



hours a day). 

 "Port of Missing Men"— (Analytical 



Lab.). 

 "Only An Irish Pioy"— (Sam Cohen). 

 "The Iron Trail"— (Two years at Cu 



C. P.). 



H. A. G., '15- 



BRINGING HER UP. 



Little Willie, tired of play. 

 Pushed sister in the well one day, 

 Said mother as she drew the water, 

 " Tis difficult to raise a daughter." 

 — Harper's IVeckly. 



Mercury is so light, it floats ! hence easy 

 to detect in Second Group, 



Evidently Dr. \'. did not include this in 

 his new book. 



CATCHING. 



Jennie kissed me. lip to lip. 



When she met yester morning ; 

 Now I'm laid up with the grip, 



Failed to heed official warning. 

 Say I went out summer clad 



And pneumonia just missed me: 

 Say "I told you so," but add 



Jennie kissed me ! 



Fellows, a word to the wise. 



To whom it may concern : 



Is there a man in this broad land, 



Who never to a customer has said, 

 Old man, I have a remedy 



That'll cure that cold in your head ? 



—Life. 



HE KNEW. 



Teacher — "What is bread made of?" 

 Small Boy (Baker's Son) — .'Mum, po- 

 tatoes and plaster of paris. 



Prof. D. — "What occurs when solu- 

 tion of Calcium Hydroxide is left ex- 

 posed to the air?" 



Student — "Calcium precipitates out. 

 Oxygen of the air oxidized the carbon 

 and so turns it a dark color, therefore we 

 get a precipitate of Calcium Carbonate." 



O, you, Lavoi ner ! How do you like 

 our modern chemistry? 



FAMILIAR MAGAZINES. 



"Everybody's"— N. Y. Journal of Phar 



macy. 

 "Review" — Flunkers. 

 "Popular" — Young. 

 "Traveler" — Dr. Arny. 

 "The Scrap Book" — Our note books. 

 "Smart Set" — University men (?). 



H. A. G., '15. 



