THE NEW YORK JOURNAL OF PHARMACY 



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Gamma Chapter had the pleasure of 

 entertaining a number of the Faculty 

 and representatives from other chapters. 

 Responses to toasts were made by Dean 

 Rusby, Prof. Arny, Prof. Weimer, 

 Messrs. Hostmann, Simpson and Roon. 

 Brother Carr of Epsilon, Philadelphia 

 C. P. ; Bro. Shangrew of Eta, Boston 

 C. P.; Bro. Loeffler of Xi, Ohio State 

 University, and Bro. Frawley of Gamma 

 were among the guests and were heard 

 from. Dr. F. A. Leslie held the toast- 

 master's chair most fittingly and kept the 

 "ball rolling" all the time. 



The entertainment, the most excellent 

 dinner and the good-fellowship made this 

 evening one to be remembered. 



Recent initiates are Brothers Cairoli, 

 Neergaard, E. J. Smith, Knevitt, 191 5, 

 and Esperson, 1916. 



TAU EPSILON PHI. 

 Alpha Chapter. 

 55! 



The annual dinner and dance which 

 lieretofore were separate functions were 

 held jointly at Carlton Hall on the even- 

 ing of April 3d. 



A considerable number of alumni were 

 present together with the active members 

 of the other chapters. 



When the first half of the dance pro- 

 gram had been gone through, the couples 

 adjourned to the dining-room where a 

 pleasing banquet awaited them. Several 

 prominent men such as Mr. J. L. Las- 

 coff and Dr. J. L. Mayer of Brooklyn 

 C. P. were present and these together 

 with several other speakers responded 

 appropriately to toasts offered. 



The object of the banquet was to do 

 tionor to the members of the fraternity 



who had attained special honors in schol- 

 arship at their respective schools. Two 

 of them were C. U. C. P. men, namely, 

 J. Wiener and I. A. Solomons. Two 

 other men had been elected to the hon- 

 orary Phi Beta Kappa fraternity. After 

 the dinner the dance continued and joy 

 was unconfined. 



THE CUSTOMER KNEW BEST. 



"Generally run down, sir?" queried 

 the druggist; "slightly seedy and want a 

 good toning up?" 



The pale-faced customer nodded. 



"Well, Fve the very thing for you — 

 Jenkins's Juvenator. Three doses a day 

 and more if necessary. Fifty a bottle." 



"No, thanks," said the pale patient. 



"But, my dear sir, it's the rage of the 

 day. Jenkins's Juvenator is the greatest 

 discovery of modern medicine. It's the 

 rage of the season. Every one is — re- 

 juvenating, you might say." 



"Yes, but I think Fd rather try some- 

 thing else," replied the customer. 



"Nonsense," pressed the chemist. "I 

 tell you Jenkins's Juvenator will have 

 more effect on you in a single day than 

 any 'other medicine could have in a 

 month. It cures everything from coughs 

 to corns. What is your objection to it?" 



"Why nothing, only I'm Jenkins." 



IN MANY CASES IT IS. 



A young man who was a good inves- 

 tigator, but who seemed to be devoid of 

 common sense, was under examination 

 in the study of medicine, and was asked : 

 "What should you regard as the most 

 unfailing premonitory sign of death in 

 any serious case?" 



The student meditated thoughtfully for 

 a moment, and answered : "The arrival 

 of the attending physician." 



