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THE NEW YORK JOURNAL OF PHARMACY 



Dr. W.— ''Miss R , how loui; 



should you percolate this drug?" 



Miss R. — "Until completely ex- 

 hausted." What d'ye mean? 



THERE'S A REASON. 

 We always laugh at Vorisek's jokes, 



No matter how bad they "be," 

 Not because they're funny jokes, 

 But because it's policy. 



A. Senior, 'i4- 

 J* 

 The Senior class is going on a hunt 

 for Anthony Van Leewenhoeck, the man 

 who discovered the microscope. Reward, 

 dead or alive ! 



Pi-of A. — "Just to prove that an acid 

 is sour, I am going to ask a student to 

 taste this weak solution of sulphuric 

 acid." 



Voice in the Distance— "Just a minute, 

 doctor, that fellow owes me a nickel." 



L. W. S., '15. 



Prof. — "What are you doing? Learn- 

 ing anything?" 



Stude. — "No, sir; I'm listening to 



YOU." 



L. W. S., '15. 



Pharmacy Quiz. — "Name a primary 

 source of heat available to pharma- 

 cist." 



"Steam heat." 



A SUBSTITUTE . 



He breathed his last, one balmy day, 

 This pilot of the ship of pills, 



And to the lieavens sped straightway 

 Away from all the aches and ills. 



"I fain would gain admittance here," 

 St. Peter heard this mortal say, 



"That I may know no more of fear, 

 And that in peace my soul may stay.' 



St. Peter scanned the book of life, 

 And then, in melancholic mood, 



Directed this poor son of strife 

 To some place "just as good." 



Ph. Hirsch, '15. 



POPULAR BRANDS. 



MOGUL— Prof. Rushy. 

 DEITIES— The Faculty. 

 PRETTIEST— (?) 

 TROPHIES— What we are after. 

 MUR-ADS — What this paper wants. 

 LUXURIES— Vacations. 



H. A. G., '15. 



EXCHANGES. 



Mermaid — "Saw something scandalous 

 to-day. A mail steamer resting on the 

 bosom of the ocean." 



Mere Man — "That's nothing. I saw 

 one hugging the shore." 



— Northwestern. 

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Life is one damn thing after another, 

 Love is two damn things after one 

 ■ another. 



— California Pelican. 



HEARD IN GYM. 



"Tie up }<jur shoe. Binder; your 

 tongue's hanging out." 



— Ohio-Micrometer. 



