THE NEW YORK JOURNAL OF PHARMACY 



31 



Chem. Prof. — "What does fluorspar 

 contain which is in your teeth?" 



Boob.— "Dirt." 



THE GIRL OF CHOICE. 



Niemetz wants a handsome girl, 



Good-natured, strong and tall, 

 A girl he can safely take 



To the coming Students' Ball. 

 Levy wants a dashing blonde, 



With talent and a load of cash, 

 For winter is no time to eat 



Ham and eggs and corn beef hash. 

 Ferro's choice a brunette is. 



With hair of glossy jet; 

 While Lovece says he'll have to take 



Whomever he can get. 

 Spitale wants some "classy kid" 



That can easily win his heart. 

 While Rinaldi wants an actress 



Who knows how to play her part. 

 Vitale's aim is so very high, 



Don't think he'll be content 

 With any girl upon this earth, 



But the daughter of the president. 

 A girl of wisdom and of sense, 



Is the apple of Mango's eye ; 

 While Rosenthal wants a Trotta 



Who can do the "dip" and sigh. 

 Then there is Ziperowitz, 



The elected class-reporter. 

 Who'd ease upon his present job 



To act as Mabel's porter. 

 I'm not so sure I want a girl, 



But if I do, I pray 

 I'll get a girl who'll talk enough 



But do just as I say. 



C. LIGORIO, 1914. 



S. F. — "Why is your exsiccated fer- 

 rous sulphate so dark in color?" 



191 5. — "Oh! I wanted to put in the 

 5 molecules of H2O." 



X. V. — "Doctor, I'm sorry to bring 

 you away out to the suburbs." 



M. D. — "Don't mention it. You see, 

 I have another patient out this way, 

 consequently I can kill two birds with 

 one stone." 



Mr. S. Port. — "Let me see some sta- 

 tionery." 



$9 R-H Clerk. — -"For your wife or — 

 something expensive?" 



M. B. '15. 



If Potassium Iodide would Joseph 

 Tell? 



Prof. — "What do you get if you trit- 

 urate Calomel and Antipyrin long and 

 continuously?" 



Boob.— "Tired." (Watson, the 



poison needle, quick !) 



F. F. '14. 



Prof. — "What is the difference be- 

 tween Eucalyptol and Ol. Eucalypti?" 



Sol. Idhed. — "In Eucalyptol the 'ol' 

 comes behind ; in the oil it comes in 

 front." 



(Wireless from Huerta : "Shoot him 

 at sunrise!") 



Drug Clerk. — "Good morning, Mr. 

 Jones. Left foot lame again?" 



Old Man. — "Yes. Do you suppose 

 its rheumatism?" 



D. C— "Old age, I guess." 

 O. M. — "Old age nothin', my right 

 foot's just as old." 



M. B. '15. 



