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THE NEW YORK JOURNAL OF PHARMACY 



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Auto-Toxicology. 



Q. — "What is the poisonous action 

 of physostigmine?" 



A.— "Stalls the motor." 



F. F., '14. 



Messrs. Klein and Kirschner beg to 

 inform the readers of the Journal of 

 the change in their repertoire. They 

 will present the one-act tragedy en- 

 titled "20 minutes at the Faculty Meet 

 ing." 



Sad, but true! 



Zoology Teacher. — "Edgar, what is 

 the highest form of animal lifer" 

 Edgar. — "The girafife.'' 

 (600 grains of Jalap, please!) 



A. Z., '14. 

 J- 

 Prof.— "What is the hardest soap " 

 Stude.— "Cast steel" (Castile). 



R. T.. '14. 

 J. 



Mr. H nn.— "Wliat is a 



vacuum ?" 



Student, with much show. — "A 

 space filled with nothing." 



Significant glance from aforesaid 

 instructor. 



Up A Tree. 



Prof. — "From where are benzoates 

 1 )l)tained ?" 



J. T. — "Benzoates grow on trees." 

 (Is it possible?) 



"Have you any five-cent cigars?" 

 "No, but we have something just as 



good. Here's a ten-cent cigar." 

 J* 

 While the jaded pen-pusher of these 



*'colyums" was poring over odds and 



ends, a fair co-ed enters with mili- 

 tant body-guard. 



J- 



Q. — "Do you run a matrimonial 

 bureau here?" 



A.—"? !;?!!!" (Speedy recov- 

 ery is expected.) 



J- 



Please address communications of 

 this kind to Miss Cairax hereafter. 

 We thank Jester for helping us out 

 below. 



ADVICE TO THE SHOPWORN. 



Dear Miss Cairax : — - 



I haA'C two young men calling on 

 me, Mutt and Jefif, and can't make up 

 my mind which to choose. They're 

 both alike, especially Mutt. Neither 

 smokes, drinks, or chews, nor are they 

 paralyzed. How to decide ! ! ! ! ! Oh ! 

 How to decide !!!!!! 



Bv the light of the moon, 



BEAME. 



Answer: — Come out of the moon — • 

 vou'll be sun.struck. Toss up a Cana- 

 dian dime, and if not, write why. 



PERSONALS . 



We are sorry to report that through 

 ill health both Miss Lora and Miss 

 .Scbimansk\- have been forced to leave 

 mtr midst. 



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Mr. Blomeier is also among the mis- 

 sing. 



We have just heard that J. E. Davis. 

 '16. is making good on the freshman 

 crew. 



