THE NEW YORK JOURNAL OF PHARMACY 



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REPORTERS 



L. N. Brown, '14. 



F. Fletcher, '14. 

 B. E. Graystone, '15. 



iWCTIllTiES 



REPORTERS 



Miss. M. O'Connor, '16. 

 J. J. Rampulla, '15. 



A. ZiPEROWITZ, '14. 



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Edited by Leo Roon, Ph. Ch. 



EDITORIALETTE. 



FOR MKN ONLY. 



SENIORS — You are about to com- 

 mence a "rough and tumble" fight for 

 your sheepskins. The exams are here. It 

 is a case of the "survival of the fittest." 



Surely 75 per cent of you will survive 

 the breakage bill and the exams, and on 

 May 14th bring to a close a two-year 

 plug and grind. No doubt every man 

 has, formed pleasant associations among 

 his fellow-workers and the faculty; he 

 has had some good times mixed in with 

 the work; here and there lies a fond 

 recollection. 



Are you going to take your diploma 

 and then deliberately turn your backs 

 forever on the institution that started 

 you on your career and put you on the 

 good road to opportunity? 



Of course, you should not ! 



One of the first essentials of college, 

 spirit teaches love of Alma Mater. If 

 you haven't that love now, it will come 

 to you surely when you realize what a 

 great debt you owe C. U. C. P. Don't 

 let the old memories fade ! Join the 

 Alumni Association which will be under 

 the able and active leadership of Bro. 

 Hostmann. You will now be able to 

 pass a pleasant evening once a month in 

 the company of your old pals. Obey 

 that Impulse I Do it noiv! 



JUNIORS— It is up to you to keep 

 the pot of college spirit aboilin' and your 

 cup of college life will overrun with 

 pleasure. 



Since this editorial is headed "for men 

 only" no doubt all of the co-eds have 

 carefully perused it. Please remember, 

 young ladies, all this lingo applies to you 

 as well as to the men. 



THE CHEMISTRY BALL. 



By H. A. G., '15. 



A reception and l)all was held in the 

 Giemistrv Lab. on Sunday evening. 

 Those present were : The Misses Chloe 

 Rine, Silvia Nitrate, Ethyl Acetate, Effie 

 Threeofour. Ester Salt, Flu Orine, Mol 

 Ybdenum, Iri Dium and Sal Volatile. 

 Also the Messrs. Hi Drochloricacid. Al 

 Kali, Pete Roleum, Ben Zine, Cal Cium, 

 Cv Anide, Plat Inium, Pal Ladium, Sam 

 Arium, Nic Kel and the patroness, old 

 A(u)nt Imony. The excitement was so 

 great and the noise so loud that it was 

 heard outside and made the policeman 

 out in the cold, Copper Sulphate, feel aw- 

 fully blue. 



One unfortunate incident occurred. 

 Miss Effie Threeofour had the iron nerve 

 to dance a grizzly bear with Mr. Al Kali. 

 They were asked to stop, but Mr. Kali, 

 making some caustic remarks, refused to 

 do so. The janitor "Red" Litmus, was 

 then summoned. Litmus attempted to 

 argue with Al, but Kali gave Litmus one 

 glance which caused "Red" to change 

 color. Mr. Ben Zine almost exploded 

 with rage, while Mr. Cal Cium glared 

 speechless. Old A(u)nt Imony seeing 

 the turn of the afifair broke up the dance. 



