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THE JOURNAL OF PHARMACOLOGY. 



Another enlightened the class by the anncmneeinent that " Faradays' " 

 dinner bag, when turned inside out, spilled the electric fluid to the earth on 

 account of its great gravity. 



P.S. — He said this with great gravity. 



Another bright fellow informed us that when the pollen reached the 

 oosphere it caused a " fortification." 



A literary (?) man tells us Goethe discovered electricity and invented the 

 electrical machine. 



Still another, the " Best off " man in the section, tells us that an increased 

 pressure of the blood causes an expansion of the arteries and instantly causes 

 the poor victim to expire. 



We fear that Cimioti has joined the ranks of the leisure class outside the 

 ■college. C. F. E. 



N. Y. C. P. C. C. 



Sorry I can't tell you something about the " Stag." The next issue of the 

 Journal will have an elaborate account of it. 



The suggestion was made in December that the club participate in the pa- 

 rade on New Year's eve, but, after being given due consideration, was not 

 followed. 



THE TEN CYCLE COMMANDMENTS. 

 I. 

 Thou shalt have no other toys before me. 



II. 

 Thou shalt not ride through the streets with me dressed in any soiled and 

 ragged togs that may be fished out of a closet, but shall keep thyself neatly 

 clothed and clean, and look genteel and civilized rather than like a tramp. 



III. 

 Thou shalt not take up all of the road, but, in riding, keep to the right and 

 make all others do likewise. 



IV. 

 Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou ride and 

 do all thy roistering, but on the seventh day, which is the Sabbath, go not forth 

 on loud talking, gum-chewing or otherwise boisterously objectionable expedi- 

 tions. Ride, if thou ridest at all on the Sabbath day, quietly, decently and with 

 decorous bearing. y 



Honor the city ordinances and the policemen, ami hide not thy light under 



a bushel. 



VI. 



Thou shalt not scorch. 



VII. 

 Thou shalt not " hump" over the handle bars and look like a monkey. 



VIII. 

 Thou shalt not steal (addressed particularly to " bicycle editors "). 



IX. 

 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbors performances or 

 his records. X. 



Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bicycle, nor his wife's bicycle, nor his 

 costume, nor her bloomers, nor his cyclometer, nor his saddle, nor anything that 

 is thy neighbors.— Chicago Times Herald. Scorcher. 



