THE GUIDE TO NATURE 



VII 



Mail for the Murphys. 



A freckle-faced girl stopped at the 

 post-ofifice and yelled out: "Anything 

 for the Murphys?" 



"No, there is not," said the postmas- 

 ter. 



"Anything for Jane Murphy?" 



"Nothing." 



"Anvthing for Ann Murphv?" 



"No?' 



"Anything for Tom Murphy?" 



"No." 



"Anything for Bob Murphv?" 



"Not a bit." 



"Anything for Jerry Murphy?" 



"Nothing at all." 



"Anything for Lize Murphy?" 



"No, nor Pat Murphy, nor Dennis 

 Murphy, nor for Pete Murphy, nor 

 Paul Murphy, nor, John, Jack nor Jim 

 Murphy, nor any Murphy, dead, living, 

 unborn, native or foreign, civilized, 

 savage or barbarous, male or female, 

 black or white, franchised or disfran- 

 chised, natural or otherwise. No ! 

 there is positively nothing individually, 

 jointly, severally, now and forever." 



The girl looked at the postmaster in 

 astonishment and said: "Please see if 

 there is anvthing for Clarence ^Murphv." 

 —Truth. 



Protest Answered. — "Hang it, Jones, 

 I've just been stung by one of your 

 confounded bees ! I demand repara- 

 tion !" 



"Certainly, Bilson. You just show 

 me which bee it was and I'll punish the 

 horrid thing severely !" — Philadelphia 

 Evening Ledger. 



Difficulties of Physiology. 



Young Arthur had the study of anat- 

 omy at school, and had shown interest- 

 in the course. (Jne morning at breakfast 

 he asked his mother in grave perplexity, 

 "Mother, I know where my liver is, but 

 where is my bacon?" 



Passed. — The excellence of the Crea- 

 tor's work is officially established, as 

 evidenced by the following from a 

 motion picture screen : 



"As God Made It." 



"Approved by the Ohio State Board 

 of Censors," — Boston Herald. 



The Best Firm. 



A pretty good firm is Watch & Waite 

 And another is Attit, Early & Layte; 

 And still another is Doo & Dairet ; 

 But the best is probablv Grinn & Barret. 



Walter G. Doty in "Woman's Home Com- 

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