From Real Life 



The Boss: What are you doing down there? 

 The Inspector: Looking for pin ^vorm holes. 

 The Boss: You are a too damned technical inspector for me. 



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to the office and get your pay. 



All That Was Coming to Him 

 Thf cowboys woro having' .n basoball game down 

 In Tp.vas. A bif; busby ranger clouted the first 

 ball over for a home run. Instead of circling the 

 bases, however, he waited tor the pitcher to de- 

 liver another ball. 



"Why don't you run?" the crowd shouted. 

 "Got two more strikes yet." — Kvo-ybody's. 



Exertion 



In the southern part of Arkansas, where the 

 natives take life easy, a man and his wife were 

 one day sitting on the porch when a funeral pro- 



cession pa.ssed tbc house. The man wa.s comfort- 

 ably seated in a chair tilted back on Its hind legs 

 against the side of the house, and was engaged in 

 whittling a piece of wood. As the procession 

 proceeded, he said : 



"I reckon or man Williams's got about the 

 biggest funeral that's ever held aroun' hyear. 

 Parollnc." 



"A purty good-sized one, is It, Bud'-" queried 

 tlie wife, making no effort to move. 



"You betcher !" Rud answered. 



"I certainly would like to see it," said the 

 woman. "What a pity I ain't failn' that way!" 



Making Up for Lost Time 

 Clssie — "Why In thr name of goodness do yoa 



keep taking out your watch. Have ymi a train 



10 catch?" 



Tom — "Eh? Oh, no. The fact Is I baven't 



seen It for a long time."— /JliMdo/rd Bitt. 



Survival of the Fittest 

 Rmployer — "Yes, I artverllseil for a strong boy. 

 Do you think you can (ill the bill?" 



Appllrant — "Well. I Just finished llckln" four- 

 teen other fellers that were waitin' out In tb« 

 hall." — notion Erenimi Transcript. 



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