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Pert^ Pertinent and Impertinent 



THE CONVENTION SEASON 



If I attend all these conventions how in the mischief am I to have time to do any business ? 



Never Judge a man's line of thought b; the 

 talk be lets out. 



The average married man often wonders bow 

 bis wife can have so much faith In him. 



Some women can look swear words just as 

 forclblj as some men can sa; them. 



Worry Is a confession of weakness, but that 

 thought does not help much. 



Us ditticult lu iM'lU'Vo that practice makei 

 pirfcct after listening to the chap who prac- 



It's too bad that when a man puts his foot tires on » 



In It be Is not In a position to kick himself. 



The man who boasts of calling a spade a spade 



Some good people manage to be happy even if may pass a snow shovel without being able to 



they are lonely. 



recognize It. 



