HARDWOOD RECORD 



Vert, Pertinent and Impertinent. 



Everyday Philosophy. 

 I'm not at all the sort of man 



That loves to stew and I 

 I want to get the host I can, 



Ami that I always get. 

 It's quite a fine philosophy 



In case of a rebuff 

 If I can do no better, why. 

 do with good enough. 



— Chicago News. 



She Wasn't Oil. 

 Said hi'. 'Sweet maiden, ere we part. 

 Believe me, I can see you have a warm ami 

 loving heart — 

 leart that beats for Da 



11 murmur'^ 

 hat, 

 "I didn't reckon it was so decollete as th 



W. OF O. 



What Ails Yon? 



:iance to Borrow and 

 ! your troubles behind you 

 that dai 

 An. i happlne i >iiat it blind 



riot of rhythmic rhymes 

 All' i 



"i i future arc car 



Why. then, beware — you're drunk: 



Road to Success. 



The road to success 

 is often over the ruins 

 of another man's fail- 

 ure. 



Good Intentions. 



Good int entions 

 rarely acid to a man's 

 income. 



Which? 



" t for lots 

 of people to be poor 

 than to be honest. 



Time for the Truth. 



When a man comes 



after 2 A. M. 



he might as well tell 

 the truth, for after 

 that hour his wife 

 even believe the 

 clock. 



The Truth. 



The only things it 

 pays to oven are those 

 you don't owe for. 



Don't. 

 Look not upon the 

 city when the country 

 lumberman is painting 

 it red. 



Uncertain. 



There is no telling 

 where a sinner will 

 land when he begins 

 to monkey with hard- 

 wood inspection rules. 



Easy If He Had 

 Known. 



If Knabenshue had 

 made the frame work 

 of his air ship of oak, 

 he would have had no 

 difficulty in climbing 

 the air. 



America's Foremost Forester. 



. w'cXo//, 



First in Forestry, First in Peace and First in the Hearts of His Countrymen. 



Notice It. 

 only time a 

 woman fails to gain 

 her point is when she 

 attempts to sharpen a 

 lead pencil. 



An Art. 

 The faculty of mak- 

 ing a long story short 

 is the art 

 ing conversationalist. 



No Begret. 

 It Un't the things a 

 man doesn't say thai 



Advice. 

 If a man took all 

 ;s con- 

 cerning the p 

 way to run his busi- 

 ness he would be a 

 star in any lunatic 

 ira. 



Retribution. 



While one mar. may 

 break a horse, the 



men on the race track. 

 Hope for Them. 



There 

 hope for a fool or a 

 hardwood lumberman 

 who minds his own 



Did. You? 

 Did 

 that all the bappy 

 people you 

 were bus; 



Then He Knows. 

 A man seldom 

 izes that he is in the 



until b 

 found out. 



Quick Action. 

 It is wonderful how quickly a case of dys- 

 pepsia can transform an optimist into a pes- 

 sim is 



Regulation Way. 

 Wise men admire clever women, but. they 

 usually marry silly ones. 



Sure Thing. 



•ltnan nature 

 money. 



Isn't It True? 

 While brown is a 

 an awful bad 



An Ingrate. 



A I: " lan 



when yon 

 are buying his di 



Experience. 



: ex- 

 to learn. 



