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Peru Pertinent and Impertinent 





A Sure Thing 



She — "They say that an apple a day will keep 

 the doctor away." 



He — "Why stop there? An onion a day will 

 keep everybody away." 



Man could commit every vice with impunity 

 if it did not affect his health ; it follows from 

 this that morality is only the ability to take 

 care of one's self. 



What Does Business Care About Politics? 



A Quick Transformation 



"Who is that pretty little blonde eating lob 

 ster salad, ma'am?" 



"Why, don't you know her?" his hostess cried. 

 "She's tlio pretty little brunette you flirted with 

 last week !" — ticw York Trihune. 



Don't get too self-important. The man never 

 lived that the world couldn't get along with- 

 out. 



Modern Life 



"Baby was a problem at first," declared the 

 commuter, "but we have solved the difficulty." 



"So?" 



"Yes : wc carry him very nicely in a shawl 

 strap." 



When a man wants to climb over a big com- 

 mandment he generally talks about the little 

 ones with great earnestness. 



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