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foremost in the class springs forward and seizes the old man's hand, 

 another wrests the tumbler from his grasp. A scene ! Profound silence 

 in the class ! The veuerable man looks at them ironically. " Thank 

 you, gentlemen ! Very kind of you ! But you are giving yourselves un- 

 necessary trouble ! I took it for granted that my class understood the 

 laws of gravitation. With your permission, gentlemen, I will first drink 

 my eau sucree, which I want, and will then give you a hint, which you 

 appear to want." He now drank without further molestation, and then 

 drawing ill a long breath — "JEJ/i.' comment, Messieurs, voulez vous quHl 

 est en die danger ! Ne savez-vous done pas que le verre est j^/</s pcsant que 

 Vea.u V "What, gentlemen ! then you thought there was some danger ! 

 But ain't you aware that glass is heavier than water ! And did you not 

 observe how careful I was to drink the contents of the tumbler at a rea- 

 sonable angle?" Then, taking up the tumbler, he continued to incline 

 it over the table till it was nearly horizontal, and so on, till the pieces of 

 glass fell out, and the class laughed. " AUl sljc Vavais hu a cette angle- 

 la ! — mais fai ete plus adroit ! " "Ah ! if I had di'unk at this inclination I — 

 but I was too knowing for that." Here (for it was at the end of his lec- 

 ture that this little episode occurred) a bright-eyed damsel went up and 

 asked some question respecting the course of rays of light through cer- 

 tain media, but whether old Ami^ere referred her to his heart, as we 

 should have done, we could not hear. She colored, however ; her eyes 

 seemed pleased with the interpretation given to her question, whatever it 

 might have been, and they walked out together — a "January and May" — 

 separated only by the insecure partition of the pasteboard almanac which 

 the elder of the months still kept in his hand. 



