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enairmen, running footmen, dancing-masters, cOrn-cutters, 
penny postmen, and rope dancers. 
‘Lhat in consequence of thése, and many other similar’ 
benefits, of which they are to the head- They conceive 
they ought no longer to submit to those base offices 
which are afsigned them. 
That it is an hardfhip, an injustice, and a degree of 
slavery, incompatible with the rights and privileges of 
free-bcrn legs, daily to be obliged to wade through muck 
and dirt, suppurting the whole weight of the head, who of- 
ten sits up in lazy state, curled, bedizened, and bepow- 
dered. 
That the legs are entitled to some nobler capacity, some 
more clevated situation. 
“That having nerves as well as the head (the pretended 
seat of intelligence, ) their opinions ought not only to be ta— 
ken, and their will consulted, but all the arrears due te 
their bixth and long services, fully and completely allow. 
ed them. 
That-for this purpose, and availing themselves of the 
present fopsy turvy disposition of the world: they demand, 
claim, and insist, thatthe present position of mankind (which 
they have arrogantly enjoyed now near six thousand years) 
be instantly fhifted, and that all men in future be obliged 
\ tostand upon their heads, instead of their legs, an elevation 
which the legs conceive they have been long smce fully 
entitled to by the laws of rotation, and which they like-. 
wise conceive to be most likely to produce that equality 
of representation, which fhould always be preserved by 
members of the same body. 
Signed by, and in behalf of himself, and the afsociate 
legs of Great Britain and [reland, 
April the first, 
World turned up-side down. 
Bandy leg walk. Lec Bait 
