" Another thing, also much too commonly seen, is an aberration of 

 the human mind, which otherwise I should have been ashamed to 

 warn you of. It is technically called carpet gardening. Need I 

 explain it further ? I had rather not, for when I think of it, even 

 when I am quite alone, I blush zvith shame at the thought"- 

 W. Morris, Hopes and Fears for A rt. 



