CONUNDRUMS. 



215 



154. What wind would a hungry sailor 185. 



prefer ? 

 1 .":. On which Bide of a pitcher is the 18G. 



handle 1 



15G. When may a chair be said to dislike 1ST. 



188. 



1 57. What is that which divides by uniting 1 >'.'. 



and unites by dividing I 



158. Why are young children like castles 190. 



in the air ? 



159. What is higher and handsomer when 



the head is off? 191. 



1GO. Why is a proud girl like a music- 



192, 



161. Why is a short negro like a white 



man ( 19:'.. 



162. Why are bells the most obedient of 194. 



inanimate things ? 

 1G3. Why are boxes at a theatre the sad- 1 95. 



dest places of public amusement. I 1 . Hi. 

 1G4. Why is the most discontented man the 



most easily satisfied \ 

 1G5. Why are ripe potatoes in the ground 197- 



like thieves ? 

 166. Why is it unjust to blame cabmen for 



cheating us ? 198. 



K,7. When is a thief like a reporter ? 

 1G8. When is the French nation like a 199. 



baby? 



169. What does a lamp-post become when 200. 



the lamp is removed ? 



170. What things increase the more you 'JOl. 



eontract them ? 



171. Why is a mother who spoils her chil- 



dren like a person building castles 202. 

 in the air? (203. 



172. When you listen to your little bro- 



ther's drum, why are you like a just 'jot. 

 judge? 

 17:i. When is a tourist in Ireland like a 205. 



donkey '? 



17-1. Who always sits with his hat on be- 

 fore the Queen ? 20G. 

 17". \\liy is a pig in the drawing-room 



like a house on tire ? 207. 



17 ( '>. \\lini is a river not ;i ri\ 203. 



177. What tod 'io left ? 209. 



trade is more than full \ L'lO. 



IT'.t. Why i.srlectrK'ty like the police when I'll. 



v are want 



When is :i l...r..ii.'h like a ship .' 212. 



1>1. \\ hy are '_'ims like trees ? 



Ir.iwn in ntly 213. 



than any otli 



Who was :;an ? 214. 



184, Why is \lliert Victor 215. 



like the two thm-H in which vhil- 216. 

 (Irell lii"v' 



What is the key-note to good breed- 

 ing ? 



What is the difference between a 

 sailor and a soldier ? 



Why is a rook like a farmer ? 



Why is anger like a potato ? 



Why does pedestrianism help arith- 

 metic ? 



What trees are those which are the 

 same after being burned as they 

 were before ! 



What is the best thing to do in a 

 hurry ! 



Why are cobblers like Sir William 

 Ferguson ? 



W T hich is the ugliest hood ever worn I 



What nation will always overcome in 

 the end ? 



When is butter like Irish children ? 



On what tree would an ode be writ- 

 ten which would name an Irish M. 

 P. ? 



What have you now before you which 

 would give you a company, a veil- 

 ed lady, and a noisy toy ? 



What is the difference between Kos- 

 suth and a half-starved oyster ? 



If Neptune lost his dominions, what 

 would he say ? 



Why is a Dorcas Society like an as- 

 sembly of dishonest people ? 



It went before Queen Mary poor 

 thing ! It followed King William 

 to the end poor man ! 



Why is the letter A like noon '. 



Why is a five pound note more than 

 five sovereigns ? 



When was the greatest destruction of 

 poultry ? 



In what respects were the j_r 



ments of Algiers and Malta as dif- 

 ferent as light from darkness ? 



When is a young lady's cheek not a 

 cheek ? 



When is her nose not a nose ? 



When is a buy not a boy ? 



When is a ship foolishly in h'\ 



When is a ship like Harry's mamma ? 



What part of I. >nl"ii \\,.uld a horse 

 most like to live in ? 



What d you put heft. re nine to make 

 it three less by the a. Mr 



hould you n. .pt to 



catch the rj.:>0 tr , 



Wh is t'io best pew-open 



i is the easier profession, a doc- 



