OUR SENTIMENTAL GARDEN 



At a certain Connemara hotel a curious visitor, hearing 



the orders shouted out: " Bacon and eggs for a lady/ 7 



" Bacon and eggs for a gentleman/' "Bacon and eggs for 



a priest/ 7 ventured to inquire the differentiation. The 



answer was prompt and simple. 



" Wan egg for a lady / two for a gentleman / and three for 



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