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the clothes, the Boss told the boy to swim alongside him, 

 in case of emergency. Halfway across, just as the Boss 

 was feeling that there was some risk in swimming a 

 flooded river in which were many snags, Charcoal cheerily 

 observed " Suppose you drowned finish, Boss, you gib 

 me you pipe?" Summing up all the possibilities in a 

 second, the Boss gasped out " No ; you bin get pipe 

 when I'm across ! " The boy's aid was prompt and 

 effective. 



EXCUSABLE BIAS 



Two of the beachcombing class resumed an oft-recurring 

 discussion on the seaworthiness of their respective dinghies. 

 Tom, the silent black boy, a more experienced boatman 

 than either, listened as he watched his own frail bark 

 canoe dancing like a feather in response to every ripple. 



" Tom ! " shouted one of the disputants, " suppose you 

 want to go out in big wind and big sea, which boat you take? 

 This one belonga me, or that one belonga your Boss ? " 



Tom glanced at the boats with the eye of an expert, 

 paused in the exercise of his judgment, and said with 

 emphasis " Me take 'em my boat ! " 



THE TRIAL SCENE 



"Boiling Down," a boy with a not very reputable 

 past, had once stood his trial for a serious offence. On 

 returning to his free hills, he was wont to describe with 

 rare art the trial scene. 



Clearing a patch of ground, he would place one chip to 

 represent the judge " big fella master " ; a small chip 

 would be His Honour's associate ; twelve chips were the 

 jurymen ; three were the lawyers ; a big chip between two 

 others was "Boiling Down" with attendant policemen, 

 and many scattered about stood for the audience. 



Having arranged his properties, the boy would proceed. 



" Big fella master, he bin say ' Boinin' Down, you hear 



