THE LANCASTER FARMER. 



J. F. FRUEAUFF, 



Atterney-at-Law. 



Of&ce-2o4 Locust-st. House-27 S. Second-st. 



c:ctl,xjn(iBlA. PA. 



Notes, Bonds, 



Mortgages, Wills, 



Deeds, Leases, 



Building Contracts, 



And all mauner of AGREEMENTS neatly and exj editiously 

 drawu. Cases Cdi cfuHy and thoionglily tiied Ijefore 



JUSTICES OF THE PEACE, 



ARBITRATORS, ROAD-VIEWtRS. AUDITORS, 



Or iu auy Courts of Lutic::8ler County. 

 COUXSEL rilVEN TO 



EXECUTORS, ADMINISTRATORS & ASSIGNEES, 



Or Trustees of nny kiud. 



Collections, large or biiikU, nii:de ui ou a uniform table of 

 rates, iu all ])iirtB of the United States. 



Special f:.cilitie8 for Colleuiious of Estates or Debts iu 

 Eurojie. 



Consultations aud Correspondence conducted iu either the 

 French, German or Enghsh languages. 



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MerQst Paid on Dsposlts. 



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MONEY TO LOAN AT ALL TIMES, 



at Liberal Bates, at approved security. 



SPECIAL .\ND LIBERAL TEHMs made with parties 

 having charge of Tru.st and Estate Funds. 



lt»"Governmenl aud .'~iate Bonds, (jold, Silver, and 

 Coupons. Vjought and sold. 7-1 -ism 



STRAWBEEEIES I PEACHES, 



NEW SORTS, BY MAIL. 



Plants of tlic newest and tiiicst improved sorts 

 carefully jiacked and jirepaid by mail. .My collec- 

 tion of Strawtjcrrics took the iirst premium for the 

 best collection, at the great show of the Mass. Hor- 

 ticultural Society, in Boston, this season. I grow 

 nearly 100 varieties, the mo.st complete collection in 

 the country, including all the new large American 

 and imported kinds. Priced descriptive catalogue, 

 gratis, by mail. ALso, Bulbs, Fruit Trees, Roses, 

 Evercreens. 2.5 packets Flower or Garden Seeds, 

 Sl.OU by mail. 



C f*i The True Cape Cod Cranberry, best 

 ■ ^^"sort for Upland, Lowland or Garden, by 

 Cmail, prepaid, -sl.OU per l(Jt), .*5.(I0 per 

 l.OfKl. Wholesale Catalogue to the trade. 

 Agents wanted. 



B. JVI- 'WA.TSOrJ, 



OLD COLONY NURSERIES & SEED WAREHOUSE, 



PI.YMOVTH. .Maiits. I'.stablisllotl IS4a. 



:BiTisr:EE,fc3 & s:ps,:eghe;e., 



DEALERS IN ALL KINDS OF 



FAMILT' and I.IME-Bl'RXIX(i COAI,! 



Orders received at 



Office, NO. 15 East King street, and at the 

 T-l-lJm] Yard, No. 61S nokth PRINCE STREET. 



To THE best of our recollection, he was an Arkan- 

 sas clergyman who had been accused of trailing his 

 " true inwardness'* in the company of tlie wrong 

 woman. Under these painful circum.stances, his 

 wife was frequently compared to a " noble Roman 

 matron ;" but she didn't seem to mind it, and Hrmly 

 declared her belief iu her husliand's iunocenec. When 

 the day of trial arrived she .^at in court besirle him, 

 and moved the jury to tears by arranging a fifty-cent 

 bouquet in the buttonhole of his coat. The case was 

 at last opeued, and the witnesses for the jn'osecution 

 called. There were thirty or forty of thein ; but be- 

 fore half a dozen had testitied a mighty change came 

 over tlie face of the wife, and, getting right up and 

 addressing her remarks to the beueh, she said : " See 

 here. Judge, I'm satislied, if you are. Don't mind 

 me ; I can stand it. I reckon it's into me, Judge, to 

 get even. Just hold on to liioi till called for, and if 

 enny woman wants him, he's hern, and no questions 

 asked." Tlien, turning to her husband and snateh- 

 insr the floral tokens from his buttonhole, she bitterly 

 exclaimed : " Remember, from this time forward my 

 home's a den of ragin' lions, and you ain't no 

 Daniel." 



Afteh Dixxek Nap.s : Many persons are in the 

 habit of sleeping lor half an hour immediately after 

 dinner. Ten minutes' sleep before dinner is worth 

 more than an hour after. It rests and rel'reshes and 

 prepares the system for vigorous digestion. If sleep 

 is taken after dinner, it should be in a sitting posture, 

 as the horizontal position is unfavorable to healthful 

 digestion. Let those who need rest and sleep during 

 the day take it before diiuier instead of after, and 

 they will soon find that they will feel better and that 

 their degestion will be improved thereby. 



Good Hu.mor : Good humor is the clear blue sky 

 of the soul, on which every star of talent will shine 

 more clearly, and the sun of genius encounter no va- 

 pors in his passage. It is the most exquisite beauty 

 of a tine face — a redeeming grace in a homely one. 

 It is like green in a landscape, harmonizing every 

 color, mellowing the light, .softening the hues of the 

 dark, or like a lute in a full concert of instrumental 

 sounds, not at tirst discovered by the ear, yet filling 

 up the breaks in the concord with its deep melody. 



A MAN who hadn't much talent for conundrums, in 

 attempting to get otf one at a tea party at his own 

 house, the other evening, got exceedingly mixed. He 

 intended to ask the old question, "Why is woman 

 like ivv I" the familiar but gallant answer to which 

 is, "Because the more you're ruined the closer she 

 clings." But he put it, "Why is ivy like a woman?" 

 which none of the ladies could tell, and so the un- 

 fortunate man himself told them it was " Because 

 the closer it clings the more you're ruined." 



" What are ye dancing around fur?" inquired a 

 bootblack, yesterday, of a boy acquaintance whose 

 face was covered with smiles, and who was execut- 

 ing a double shuttle. " Golly, 'nuff for one day," re- 

 plied the lad, jumping still liigher. " Cow got into 

 the garden this morning and tramped every bed flat 

 as your hat, and I won't have to pull a weed this 

 summer !" 



Madame's Feet : Madame X. has cbrirming fea- 

 tures, charming arms, charming hands — but siie has 

 monstrous feet. Just recovering from a ,ong illness, 

 she said recently to one of her friends, "I am still 

 very feeble, but I begin to be able to put one foot be- 

 fore the other." "And that is not saying a little," 

 murmured the excellent friend. 



It was a rich old widow who wondered that the 

 handsome young man had fallen in love with her. 

 " Yes, it is wonderful," said Mr. Spruceup ; "but I 

 do love you to distraction; why, I even love the 

 ground you walkon." " 1 thought so," observed the 

 widow ; " but I am not iu want of a landlord at 

 present." 



A blind max was sitting in company with some 

 visitors a few weeks ago, when one of the party left 

 the room. "Whatwiiite teeth that lady has," said 

 the blind man. "How can you tell that?" asked a 

 friend. " Because," was the ready answer, " for the 

 last half hour shehas been doing nothing but laugh." 



A f'orPLE of Yankee neighbors became so inimical 

 that they could not speak to each other ; but one of 

 them having been converted at a camp-mcetint', on 

 seeing his former enemy held out tiis hand, sayiuij, 

 "How d'ye do, Kemp? lam humble enough to shake 

 hands with a dog." 



A CLERCJVMAN says, "I once married a handsome 

 young couple, and as I took the bride by the hand, at 

 the Close of the ceremony, and gave her my warmest 

 congratulations, she tossed her pretty face, and point- 

 ing lo the bridegroom, replied, 'I think he is the one 

 to be congratulated.'" > 



A DATJCiiiTEit is almost always right when she en- 

 deavors to imitate her mother; but we do not think 

 the mother is equally right when, at a certain period 

 of life, she tries all she can to imitate her daughter. 



mmm fqe i armehs, 



NO MIDDLE-MEX. 



We have a large stock of Lunil>er, and one of the most 

 extensive Sash aud Door Factories iu the State, and we are 

 prepared to furnish lloiiso aud Rarn Bills complete. 



All kinds of Manufactured Fencing, &c., making a speci- 

 alty of supplying the agricultural community. We will 

 make pi-ices deliveied to any Railroad Station. All our 

 material (;;-uarautee4l as rejjreseuted. All manufactured 

 work kihi-dried and warranted not to shrink. All inquiries 

 cheerfully answered. 



One of the firm can be seen at the Franklin House. North 

 Queen Street, Lancaster, Pa., on Monday of each week. 



KENDIG, BRICKER & LAUMAN, 



7-4-12m] Middletown Dauphin co.. Pa. 



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F. 0. STURGIS, 



520,522,4 524, 

 POPLAR ST., 



LANCASTIR, PA. 



MILLWORK 



OF ALL HINDS 



Manufactured in a su- 

 perior manner. 



Estimates Fnruislied 



And all information con- 

 cerning the business 

 cheerfully given. 



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PATENTS 



OBTAINED BEST AND CHEAPEST BY 



LOUIS BAGGER & CO., 



SOLICITORS OF PATENTS, 



"Wash-iagton., ID. C. 



(Tj?" Address all letters to P. O. Box 441. 7-3- 



MANI'P'ACTCREK OF 



Williainsport and Z,orh Haven, 



Bill Mills— ROUND ISLAND & PORTAGE, PA. 

 T-IJ Retail Lumber and Coal Yard, [12u 



NORTH WATER STREET, ABOVE P. R. R.. LANCASTER, PA. 



J. STAUFFER, 



LANCASTER, i-ENN'A. 

 233 EAST ORANGE ST. 



All matters appertaining to UNITED STATES or CANA- 

 DIAN PATENTS, TRADE MARKS, and COPVKIGHTS. 

 promptly attended to. His experience, success and faithful 

 attention to the interests of those who engage his services 

 are fully acknowledged aud appreciated. 



Preliminary examinations made for him by a reliable As- 

 sistant at Washington, without extra charge for drawing 

 or description. [T-l-tf 



