Rtvieic of Reviem, tO/S/06. 



Reproductions from London "Punch." 



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The Test of Courage. 



SHE: "You men are such cowards." 

 HE: "Anyhow one of lis married you!' 



VISITOR: "I'm so glad to find you going on so nicely, 

 Mrs. Jenkins! And is this the dear little soul? I would 

 so love to see him!" 



Mrs. JENXIN9: Lor, no, mum! That's my 'ushand, tak- 

 ing his bit o' re3t. He's a policeman on ni^ht duty." 



TQuick exit, with promise to look in again. 



[Japanese wrestling is now being taught in the night- 

 schools all over the kingdom.] 

 MISTRESS: "May I ask what is the meaning of this dis- 

 a:ra,ceful behaviour?" 



NEW BUTTONS: "The butler and me. mum, 'ad a little 

 difference of opinion, mum. So I give 'im a little ' Joo- 

 jitsoo,' mum!" 



Proverbs Revised 



"THINGS ARE SOMETIMES WHAT THEY SEEM." 

 SHORT-SIGHTED M.H. : "Confound you, sir, why don't you 

 tell us where the hare has gone, instead of standing there 

 holding up your hat like a beastly scare-crow!" 



VIOLINIST one of trio of amateurs who have just ob- 

 liged with rather lengthy performance): "Well, we've left 

 off at last!" 



HOSTESS: "Thank you <"> much," 



i.-s^ *. -_ l<-, :»- 



An Impregnable Position. 



Now, then, you young varmint, coom oot o' 

 afore I cotches 'old on yer!" 



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