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played— Sir Stewart O'Stupid illuminated— Monopoly 

 Peter puffed off— Lady Clary criticised— The Dublin 

 Dentist, or Buck-tooth— Miss M'Murdoch, who always 

 sits upon the family coat of arms ad libitum, 



CHAPTER X 



Entrance of Sally M' Lean— The Cutchachoo Club— Its 

 rules and regulations— Catalani and 'God shave de 

 Can '—Scene at Moran's Hotel and D'Arcy's in Earl- 

 street— Miss Maydew, a clever managing girl— Tim 

 Byrne— A shot at my grandmother's nose— Major 

 Sham— A coal-porter's wedding— A wet at Pat Heney's 

 in Mop-street, 



CHAPTER XI 



Continuation of a coal-porter's wedding— A pump and a 

 ferry-boat— Scene at Poll Katalane's— Monkey's allow- 

 ance served out— End of the wedding— A mistake in 

 the bedding— Captain Grammachree in a car with a 

 litfer of pigs— Brian Boru's strange bed -fellows— Pat 

 Mooney's remarks upon Dublin Castle— A trip to the 

 Phoenix Park— A cold collation of hot meats— Visit 

 to the canal basin, and a boat-race for a cow— Brian 

 Boru proclaimed the winner, 



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CHAPTER XH 



A public audience, and introduction of Brian Boru at the 

 Castle— Making a Knight— A batch of ditto— Hell by 

 Twilight— A cellar scene, and Grammachree in high 

 order— Scene in Dirty Lane— An Irish mummy pit— 

 A visit to a holy well— The devil's drawing-room- 

 Arrival at Balbriggan, ^3^ 



