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scald head, diarrhoea, oil of dead men ; infernal dream ; no 

 rest in the grave must wake up and watch the table business 

 worse, attend to Dennis O'Flaherty's bowels ; horrors of tish 

 and whisky in the Irish intestine; new formula of Gehenna; 

 new patent-rights of torments in Pandemonium ; "after death 

 by bilious fever," rapper, won't you let us sleep well "a few 

 days" ? other birds of prey owls and vultures some obscene, 

 all villanous ; get your dictionary; kinesipathy; hypnotism; 

 what of them? "Swedish gymnastics" theory of 2000 move- 

 ments all diseases cured practiced for years in Sweden; 

 hypnotism ; James Braid, of Manchester ; Wilkinson on Phre- 

 nopathy; hypnotism sound on marriage of mud and spirit- 

 pours physical salvation into the animal man through his soul, 

 as follows: * * 



To list of horrors add Uroscopy and Thompsonianism same 

 birds, sired by "Prince of the Air;" strong family resem- 

 blance ; nostrums and nostrum makers ; new order of dragons; 

 dukes of Sarsaparilla antediluvian saurians; coprolites; the 

 evil spirit in the shape of quack medicines; Hobensack, 

 Swain & Co. ; maggot in the head ; vermifuge ; fearful power 

 to tap the streams of life; satanic issues; blood; money; 

 transportation of granite; humanity; Choctaw wigwams; 

 horrors of Dante's hell; assassination of fraternal instincts; 

 Yankee vultures enthroned, oh weary earth; quack princes; 

 goddess of revenge; nostrum makers and venders ; poisonous 

 mixture of quack and felon; what of the doctors, the army 

 of knights of the rueful countenance? is all uncertainty, both 

 quack and regular? net results of systems of medication; 

 Hahnemann; masterly inactivity; grand science of Laissez 

 Faire ; nature illimitable, infallible; let things alone; gas 

 away homoeopathy, one sell will do, let the patient dream; 

 faith, immortal faith; slander of the druggists; old dragons 

 not discarded by homoeopathy. 



Hydropathy, real merit, song of the waters as panacea, egre- 

 gious humbug; certain conditions, real death power ; water a 

 good thing in its place: good in a mug when thirsty; bad as 

 a home for sharks when you are floating on a plank a thousand 

 miles from shore; spirit rapping; unmitigated fraud upon the 

 race; quackeries bet on strong will of conservation; delude 

 man, sell forever; Swain's panacea; Hobensack; tickle the 

 trout ; nature's wings are healing ; steals feathers of the regu- 

 lar profession; tacit acknowledgment, of the corn. 



Sickening array of strategies of the devil ; where can the suf- 

 ferer look? REGULAR PROFESSION Rock of Ages; true 

 brazen serpent in the wilderness of life ; time honored ; the 

 Greek; art of healing; god of medicine sound; regular pro- 

 'fession great maternal fount of science of man ; what it has 

 done; what it can do; use medicinal of all things; regular pro- 

 fession must not surrender the greatest powers of the world 

 to quacks, who shall fiddle some delusion and put the sick 

 man asleep, while nature cures him ; intelligent, use of the 

 universe; therapeutics of all things; chemistry; drugs; habits 

 of life ; change of habitat ; curative virtues of climates ; Hy- 



