204 r I I i HYDROPHOBIA 



where Wall-Eyed Science is on the make and whe«re men must earn their 

 bread. 



The man who owns pets and loves his pets is a bigger man and a 

 better man than the narrow souled and incomprehensible creature who 

 is too stingy to feed them or too mean to want to give them a place after 

 God Almighty formed and fashioned them and sent them here for some 

 good purpose. 



Hydrophobia is a dream — a self hypnotic state aided and abated by 

 those who want to cash the coin. That's all. 



I hope my readers have read all of the many pages devoted to hydro- 

 phobia, (and these pages could have been put in this book-as advertise- 

 ments at $35.00 per page just as well,) as there was no trouble in getting 

 the ads — but this book was written to do good to dogs — and their owners — 

 much in preference to the profits in coin — because it is — has been — and 

 will be my highest aim in life, to do good to dogs — the best, truest, and 

 faithful friend we have — four legs instead of two. 



