You Don't Have to Be Born Perfect to 



Our country's navy re- 

 jected you, Oscar, on the 

 strength of your varicose 

 veins which we show 

 below. Even the United 

 States army did net want 

 you at first. But they 

 operated upon you in one 

 of the New York hospi- 

 tals and, behold, you are 

 now wearing the service 

 uniform of Uncle Sam 



His right collar-bone Ufs the left in the picture) was broken, and it was badly 

 bar and perform gymnastics better than most editors we know. And so he is 



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