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factory impression amongst the others. To enter into a 

 discussion with an outsider is extremely discourteous to 

 them all. 



Above all things, from first to last be impartial, con- 

 sistent, and methodical. 



By a careful observance of these suggestions you will 

 find yourself fairly equipped for your debut, and you will 

 at least steer clear of the commonest mistakes of the 

 beginner. It is quite beyond my power to make you a 

 good judge, but it is very probable that I may have 

 guarded you against earning for yourself the unenviable 

 stigma of being a bad one. 



And it is by no means impossible that the ultimate 

 result of my lecture will recoil upon myself. 



For it may chance that I shall some day have the 

 pleasure of submitting my own exhibits to the ordeal of 

 your judgment. It may even chance that you will award 

 to some priceless champion of my own breeding the 

 barren honour of a " Commended " card. 



Assuming always that the process by which you reach 

 this deplorable result is impartial, consistent, and 

 methodical, I promise in advance that I shall not 

 complain. 



But don't forget to catch that first train home ! 



