60 ON A CERTAIN CONDESCENSION IN FOREIGNERS. 



But I am leaving my new acquaintance too long under 

 the lamp-jjost. The same Gano which had betrayed me 

 to him revealed to me a well-set young man of about 

 half my own age, as well di-essed, so far as I could see, 

 as I was, and with every natural qualification for getting 

 his own livelihood as good, if not better, than my own. 

 He had been reduced to the painful necessity of calling 

 upon me by a series of crosses beginning with the Baden 

 Revolution (for wdiich, I own, he seemed rather young, 

 — but perhaps he referred to a kind of revolution prac- 

 tised every season at Baden-Baden), continued by re- 

 peated failures in business, for amounts which must 

 convince me of his entire respectability, and ending with 

 our Civil War. During the latter, he had served with 

 distinction as a soldiei', taking a main part in every im- 

 portant battle, with a rapid list of which he favored me, 

 and no doubt would have admitted that, impartial as 

 Jonathan Wild's great ancestor, he had been on both 

 sides, had I baited him with a few hints of conservative 

 opinions ona subject so distressing to a gentleman wish- 

 ing to profit by one's sympathy and unhappily doubtful 

 as to which way it might lean. For all these reasons, 

 and, as he seemed to imply, for his merit in consenting 

 to be born in Germany, he considered himself my natural 

 creditor to the extent of five dollars, which he would 

 handsomely consent to accept in greenbacks, though he 

 preferred specie. The offer was certainly a genei'ous 

 one, and the claim presented with an assurance that 

 carried conviction. But, unhappily, I had been led to 

 remark a curious natural phenomenon. If I was ever 

 weak enough to give anything to a petitioner of what- 

 ever nationality, it always rained decayed compatriots 

 of his for a month after. Post hoc ergo propter hoc may 

 not be always safe logic, but here I seemed to perceive a 

 natural connection of cause and effect. Now, a few days 



