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bizness myself, bimby we all went out on the lak in 



kanews i had 2 gurls with me the other gides each had sum 



plus sum uv the aktors, the fat man stans on the warf and 



makes us paddel arownd and tells us what to do but i 



wus waching him close as the feller with him had a gun 



and all hands had guns in the kanews and finnaly as we 



wus all strung out and racing fur the warf the fat feller 



yells to shoot so i jus stopped padlin jerked my old 45 and 



tells him no you dont and lets fly a kupla shots near his 



feet he makes a kupla buck jumps and fades away back 



uv the boat hous and the others yell and holler and laff 



and tell me to cut it out that he werent meaning no harm 



but wus just tellin the kamra man to shoot at them with 



the thinggumbob he wus turning a crank on. when i 



learned he wus jus foolin i told him it wus all rite to cum 



out and he cursed me out sumthin wiked he sed i wus a 



bad aktor and i cum rite back and sed he wus a good runner 



it made a big hit it dont pay to let them dudes git away 



with anthing like that, then as i seen no sense in what 



tha wus doin and the boss wus yellin his hed off about not 



gittin a desent pitcher i sez here you are then and i begun 



doin stuntz in my kanew you now how i can handel a 



kanew when i git started well i stood on my hed and 



padled standin up and done the beever flip and all them 



champeen stuntz and then tipped her over and swum 



ashore with one uv the aktoreens and the kanew the other 



sed she could swim o.k. then i dumped the water out 



and clumb in over her stern and done a few more things 



with her so the kamra man could git sum good pitchers. 



did yer git em all rite i ast no he sez his kamra wus broke 



then i ofered to do the tricks all over agin but he sed it 



wus most lunch time and he wood have to use a quickker 



open and shut her or words like em and them gurls akted 



like tha wus sore the fat man seemed discuraged or sick 



or sumthing and just set still rubbin his head all the 



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