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over, that every honest attorney has an innate 

 aversion to arbitrate a well-conditioned suit at 

 law. Such remedies are more odious to us than 

 vaccination was heretofore to the doctors. And 

 this consideration brings me to the third head 

 of my discourse, as I have sometimes heard my 

 reverend friends say, after an hour's prosing that 

 has neither head nor tail. There is a third class to 

 whom I owe a heavier obligation than words can 

 well repay. It consists of those who rightly deem 

 a London attorney to be the best of all lawyers, 

 and a sporting lawyer to be the best of all London 

 attorneys for a horse cause ! I rej oice to say that 

 I have found this to be a larger class than I had 

 supposed ; and if any of my readers entertain a 

 doubt upon the justice of the opinion, (my work 

 being anonymous,) I beg to refer them to my pub- 

 lishers, who have special directions to give my 

 name and address to all who apply with a warranty 

 in one hand, and an unsound horse in the other. 

 They will please, however, not to leave their purses 

 behind them. After this hint, I hope before my 

 next edition appears, to see Paternoster Row as 

 well thronged with horseflesh as the Bazaar itself. 

 I grieve however, in common honesty, to add, that 

 four times out of five, I have found my new-fledged 

 clients so decidedly wrong, that even a professional 



