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lEW" Ei\GLAN]> FAUxMEK 



April ri7. 1S'27J 



BaSSGS2:.2i AS? IS 



yon arc tlic most impudent, barefaced, scoundrel 



1 of tin impostor I ever net with ! George Faulkner 



MISERIES or HL'.MAN LIFE. I is a plain sober citi.cn, and wouli! never trick 



To wake up in the ni^ht with sensations of great j himself out in lace and other fopperies. Get you 



thirst, but with too much languor to go for water. 



In shaving, let the edge of the razor slip through 

 the skin, the blood running more freely as your 

 innpatience to go to dinner or upon your other ur- 

 gent business incrcasps. 



In carving- a turkey, to make a " mis-go," and 

 splash the gravy all over the table. 



you rascal, or I will immediately send you 

 to the House of Correction." 



Away \.cnt George as fast as he could, and 

 having changed his dress, returned instantly to 

 the Deanery, where be was received with the 

 greatest cordiality. " My friend, George," says 

 the Dean, " I am fjlad to see yon returned safe 



Not to be able to laugh at a story when all the f^^m London. Why, here has been an impudent 

 rest are laughing violently. — [And sometimes i fgHg^y ^yjth me just now, dressed in a laced waist- 

 'angh at tbe wrong part of the story.] goat, and he would fain pass himself oft' for you. 



To return your best complaisance to a salutation |j„(. j go„j, ggnj \^^^ away with a flea in hi:; ear." 



which you find, on looking round, was directed to; 



another per.?on. ' j Printers' Blunders.- — The .V. Hampshire Senti- 



In pulling on a stiff boot, to break one of the : nfi makes governor Morril, in his proclamation, 

 straps just before the heel slips into its place. 1 say, ' Man is a moral and unaccountable being.' 



To be told the same story twenty times over by ; This is rather anew reading of the phrase, thougli 

 ■Jie same person, on the presumption that you nov- \ we must confess, some men are very unaccounta- 

 er heard it before. ' ble beings. Further on, the people are instructed 



When you are walking very deliberately in the to implore a continuance of ' tnils and religious 

 dark, to step one foot much lower than you intend- principles.' This, we suppose, must be done on 

 ed, giving you an uncomfortable jog in the back i Pope's principle, that all partial evil is universal 

 and teeth. 'good. If these expressions are according to ropy 



To make a large blot upon your letter just as , we can only say, that the governor is a Morril 

 yon have finished writing it. and unaccountable being : if not, we think the 



In endeavouring to write witty obsenations, to: printer should be accountable. [Bangor Reg.] 



feel e.xtremelv doubtful how far you have succeed- j ^ 



e j_ " I Horses. — Upwards of one hundred horses suita- 

 . ble for an eastern market, have already gone 



.Idvicc to Domestics — I. Instead of placing wood | f^.^^ this county, for sale, the present season. — 

 and kindling stuffaround the fire place over night, q^,j falters appear to have turned their attention 

 never begin to split, nor bring wood out nfa damp jo the raisin.? of good horses latterly, more than 

 cellar until morning ; especially if it be cold stor- iid-ntofore— in-which we are confident they will 

 my weather. This ^ives you an apportunity to try (jpfi^.g g^eat advantage — as it is equally as easy 

 the temper arid patience of your employers, be- j to raise a good horse as a bad one. 

 sides a long morning's exercise in smoke, under j [Mercer Press.] 



vollies of scoldings, and all the time your wages 



I'oinn- on. I Mr Parraentiei-, at Long Island, New York, has 



° 2. °Be sure to make your tinder in the lindor- ' advertised 800 varieties of Hose Bushes. 



box ; it not only unsolders it, but gives you a ^,^^ g^.^^^. ^j. ^^^ Charleston Courier wa.s, on 



BcUfounder. 

 The Norfolk trolt'>r, i.i.portfd July lE22from Eng 

 to s'and this season, lS'i7, at Iwi-nty doilar? 

 dollar the groniii — the :nom-y lo he ])aid to tlie gil 

 Tills celebrated horse is a bright liny, v.ith I 

 legs, standins; 15 hands liijh ; his superior bloody 

 nietry, and action excel cAery other trolling StS 

 He is allowed by the best Judges in Norfolic to b| 

 fastest and best bred Horse ever sent out of that 

 ty. lie has proved hiDiself a sure foal getter, a 

 Slork for size and sulistaiice are not lo be surpa^ 

 Ihev are selling at the highest prices of any Ilo 

 Norfolk. 



Rellfounder was got hv that well known fast^ 

 high formed Trotter, Old'Hellfounder, out of VeliJ 

 which trotted on the .\orwich r.jad ia lfit)6 Sii 

 miles in one hour, and tho' she broke 15 limes 

 gallop, and as oflin luinid round won hrr match^ 

 iSOt) she trolled licfnl!/-eigfil miles in one hour aij 

 minutes, and has also done .".iiiny other great perfi 

 ances against tiuie. 



Bellfoiinder at five years old trotted Tjio nu| 

 Six nttnules and in the following year was niatche 

 200 guineas to trot JV7jie miles in TInrlyminnIr 

 h- won easily hjTwenlij-licn seeondx. Ilis Oy 

 shortly after challenged to porform with him Scren 

 mdi'S and a half in one hour, bul il vas not nccepti 

 He has since i-ever li^en saddled or malched. 



Old Belifounder was a true descendant from the ( 

 nal blood of the Fireawar/s, which breed of H 

 stands iiiirival'd. either in this or any oilier Nalii 

 Belifounder is strongly recommended lo Ibe publid 

 the subscriber as combining more usehil proprieties j 

 any other Horse in America ; and will stand du 

 the season, at bis stable in Charleslown, where alf 

 onirics, post paid, will be attended lo. 



i^Wnir.L JAQURS. 



the 



chance to go to the shop and buy a new one. 



3. Never fill your lamps until the dusk of even- ""' 

 ing ; it gives the lamps a new polish with spilt 

 oil, and leaves your hands in a siveet picjde. 



4. Always trim your lamps sO'^TH^fe 'aisc a 

 stream of lampblack, at least six indiesTPSti'c tlie 

 blaze ; this not .p,aly adds to the looks of fur 



( h 

 Ibleo! 

 loiiiili! 

 Iglliet 



10th inst. presented with two strawberries, 

 measuring in circumference 4 inches. 

 The Frankfort (Ken.) Argus of the 4th inst. 

 contains an advertisement, offering a reward of 

 two hundred dollars for the apprehension of Ewing 

 IJogan, who had murdered John >■. ells. In the 

 nitiire in the room, biit has a peculiar effect on the description of Hogan, one item is worthy of no- 

 lungs of the company. tico — " a part of his nose has been bitten off." 



.". Stay out very late at night, and never rise in Passengers are carried from New York to Bos- 

 : !ic nyi-nin g until y ou are called fo r. , ton, in the Union Line for $7,50— so that the 



Dean Swift was ti great enemy to extravagance ' "'hole fare from Philadelphia to Boston, is now 

 in dress, and particularly to that destructive os- , S10,J0. 

 tentation of the middlingclasscs, which leads them j .In Extract.— K of two fruits one was to he an- aJtenXd to. 



to make their appearance above their education in, nihilated, which would you be most willing to 

 life. Of his mode of reproving this folly in those j spare, the Orange or Apple ? — of two Minerals, 

 persons for whom he had an esteem, the following i Gold or Iron ? — of two Stones, the Diamond or 

 instance has been recorded. When George Mill-stone ? — of two Liquids, Wine or Water ? 

 ['aulkner, the printer, returned from London, 



THF. ADMIRAL. The J^uhscriher informs 

 who arc desirojs of improving by Ibis fine imported 

 imal, thai he will be kept on Ibe farm of John >V< 

 sq. Dorchester, near the Rev. Dr Codman's meej 

 House, till further nclice. Terms three dollars. 

 Apply to A. GRF.CNVVOOD ou said fais 

 lamffim Feb. 1| 



Rose Bushes If Grape Vines. 

 For sale a( the house of Samuel Downer, iu Dor* 

 ler— 80 Hundred Leaf Rose Rushes— 90 do. ProVJ 

 or Cabbage — 10 Four Seasons do — 300 Damask 

 30 Burgundy do— 6 Austrian do— 25 .Marble d( 

 'i'uscany do — 100 French do — 8 Lagerstoseinia Ini 

 or Crape Myrtle— 2('0 Grape Vines, (white 

 Water)— Snow Ball Bushes— while Liljif s- n d, iffiii' 

 white Lilacs — 50 gallons double and single disliUJil 

 Rose Water, made from all damask roses. April t).; 



An Imported Bull for Sale. 

 A full blood bull of Ihe North Devon breed, w ill bii 

 years old in May next, will be so d at a reasoiialde rail 

 or let on shares for one or two ytars lo any po^^on wft 

 may be well recommended. He is a superior a uinial— 

 dark red — as Ibis breed always is — therefore ( asilj 

 matched for working cattle ; In ing the most aciiye it 

 Fngland for labour — also excellent for beef and mill 

 He is now at -Sandwich, N. H. and may he had tbe 111 

 of May A letter to the subscriber (post paid) vill b« 

 JOH.N rRl.NCK. 



Roxbury, Mass. 20 March 182*. 



where he had been soliciting subscriptions for his 

 edition of tho Dean's works, he went to pay his 

 respects to him, dossed in a laced waistcoat, a 

 bag wig, and other fopperies. Snift received him 

 with tho same ceremony as if ho had been a stran- 



The town of Barrington, R. I. had no tax last 

 vear. Its whole expenditure was less than 5 cents 

 a day, for supporting one pauper. 



A letter received in Washington from London, 



ger. "And pray. Sir," said he, what are your 'says, "Samuel Williams, the great American 

 commands, with me?" " I thought it my duty, I merchant, No. 13 Finsbury square, Loudon, is in 

 Sir," replied George, " to wait upon you imniedi- , first credit, and will, in a tew years, he enabled to 

 ately on my arrival from London." "Pray, Sir, ' gratify the first wish of his heart, pay everyone 

 who arc yon ?" " George Faulkner, the printer, ! who lost by his. bankruptcy. He lost a superior 

 Sir." " You George Faulkner, the printer ! why ' fortune by ill luck, but never his good name." 



Alhim and Rejined Salt Petrc. 

 constantly for sale in lots to suit purchasers 

 COPEL.iNU, jr. -No. 05 Broad Street. 



Gunpowder 

 for sporting — shipping — or blasting rocks, at the \ovn 

 price?, and in such'Tiuanlities (wholesale and retail), 

 may be required. 



Shoil — Balls — Flints — and — Percussion Cap 

 of the best qualit\ at wholesale and retail. 



Roman Vitriol j 



of a superior qi^ality, for sale as above by Ihe ca=k # 

 larger quantity. 3m Mri.^-cli C* 



The Farmer is publisheil every Friday, at $2 

 annum, if paid in advance. 



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