Nov. 13, 1902. 



THE AMERICAN BEE JOURNAL. 



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Wliat Yon Yoiisoii Tliinks 



Yon Yonson com from Sveden, 



lie Imvven lots todu, 

 lie don 'I vas j^iL 80 homesick, 



He play dus organ tu. 



He vorkcn on tlas secticjii. 



He don't, vas lak das l)oss. 

 So, I'ut O'Kice, he don't speak twice. 



He turn das Svede man oil. 



So he vork for Ole peterson. 



He milk hiss cows at nite, 

 He vork all day, and sjit big pay, 



An don't vas beau git tile. 



Veil, ay bean yust goin into das big lodg 

 and yat beau called National Bee-Keepers' 

 Assoceation. Ay beau tank me for long time 

 to join me selv in to das big yunyuns, but ay 

 don't know it bean for any ting but dem big 

 bee-keeper mans, but ven ay go to town vou 

 day ma som hunny, an ay ask das store mans 

 vat he pay for nice hunny, an he look at him 

 and he say, " Veil, das vas nice hunny, an ay 

 kin pay you ateen cent a pound. Mine goode- 

 ness, ay yust purd neer to fall over! " \'at 

 for you kin pay so much i" ay say. " Veil," 

 he say, " dom bee-keeper mans vat be long to 

 das yunyun dom git big law past so ve don't 

 kin sell any more of das slop hunnys vat been 

 in glas tumblers, vot got little beeas come in 

 it, an ven dom peoples begin to taste das reg- 

 lar beeas hunny, den dome tine out dat it 

 don't bean any hunny toll in dom glasses. An 

 den dom reddy to pay big price tor das regler 

 beeas hunnys; before dom tot every ting vat 

 say hunny vas hunny." 



Myying! ven ay begin to tank bout ay 

 never giv dom fellers five cent an dom do me 

 60 much good to git big price for hunny. 

 Mine goodeness, ay youst feel so small ay vas 

 purdnearto fall tru a not-hole vat bean in das 

 floor. For long time a go ay bean yoin me 

 selv into Voodman, and dom ride me on das 

 gote tor bout two hours, but das yunyun it 

 bean diflernt ting. Ay don't haf to ride das 

 gote, an ay bean git benfit for long time ago. Ay 

 sen Mr. New York von dollar, an ay tell him to 

 yoin me into das big yunyuns vat do so much 

 for Svede mans. Mr Huchinson he bean das 

 president, an ay tanic he bean glad to yoin 

 dom peoples in das yunyuns. If you tak 

 notis he bean vare viskers on da side, yust lak 

 Mr. New Y^ork ven dom beau yoin dom peo- 

 ples into das yunynns. Dom make plenty big 

 smile, an by an by dom goan to come in so 

 fast dom haf to vare side-boards to keep das 

 smiles from running over 



Now, ay tank all you bee-keepers vat don't 

 belong to das yunyuns, you belter git on 

 bord das ban' vagen, for it goan to start up 

 purty fast, an if you don't git into it purty 

 soon mebby you goan to git left. Yon Yon- 

 son he don't goau to hang on be hine eder, 

 you bet. He goan to hole da whip, an ven 

 dom come to big hill he goan to git off an 

 push, an if all dom bee-keepers vat read das 

 bee-paper vill yust push for about von dollar, 

 on da start den, ay tank it soon bean goan 

 hooping. 



Now, dom yunyuns bean all reddy don gud 

 for us, an ve mosta follow das golden rule. 

 Das slop hunny mans dom got differnt rule. 

 Dom say if dom bee-keepers don't du us ve 

 goan to du you. Now, ve beau du dom fel- 

 lers in Illenois, but in odder States dom bean 

 du dom bee-keepers plenty bad. Ve musta 

 have plenty spunk, and ve musta vork ma 

 das law mans, and get some better laws, an 

 das goan to tak monny. Course dom slop 

 hunny mans dom goan to vork aganst us, but 

 it ve all push plenty hard some tings goan to 

 com luse, an ve will tak das slop hunny mans 

 door an post an every ting an eary it up on 

 da hill, yust lak Samson du ma das Philis- 

 tines, and den ve goan to play keep hous ma 

 das fellers. An Yon Von.son he goan to 

 spank das carpets an ven we have sweep das 

 floor, den Dr. miller he goan to bring in big 

 arm full of straw for carpets, an ven ve bean 



To make cows pay, use Sharpies Cream Separators. 

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