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stale tobacco - smoke and essence of damp 

 mackintosh. Station a man in a military uni- 

 form at the door, whose duty it is to shout " Step 

 inside ! No waiting ! All seats guaranteed !" 

 and to threaten passers-by with a cane. When 



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a sufficiently unhygienic atmosphere has been 

 generated, extinguish all artificial light and 

 (with the help of small boys armed with electric 

 torches) insert as many members of the public 

 as possible into the plush seats. Allow them 

 to simmer there for a few minutes until the older 



