THE APPLE. 



The genuine apple-eater comforts himself with an 

 apple in their season as others with a pipe or cm 

 When he has nothing else to do, or is bored, he eats 

 an apple. While he is waiting for the train he i 

 an apple, sometimes several of them. When he tab 

 % walk he arms himself with apples, His traveling 

 bag is full of apples. He offers an apple to his com- 

 panion, and takes one himself. They are his chief 

 solace when on the road. He sows their seed all alon^ 

 the route. He tosses the core from the car-window 

 and from the top of the stage-coach. He would, in 

 time, make the land one vast orchard. He dispenses 

 with a knife. He prefers that his teeth shall have the 

 first taste. Then he knows the best flavor is imme- 

 diately beneath the skin, and that in a pared apple 

 this is lost. If you will stew the apple, he says, in- 

 stead of baking it, by all means leave the skin on. It 

 improves the color and vastly heightens the flavor of 

 the dish. 



The apple is a masculine fruit ; hence women are 

 poor apple-eaters. It belongs to the open air, and 

 requires an open-air taste and relish. 



I instantly sympathized with that clergyman I read 

 of, who on pulling out his pocket-handkerchief in the 

 midst of his discourse, pulled out two bouncing apples 

 with it that went rolling across the pulpit floor anc! 

 down the pulpit stairs. These apples were, no doubt, 

 to be eaten after the sermon on his way home, or to 

 his next appointment. They would take the tasfc 

 it out of his mouth. Then, would a minister be apt 

 to grow tiresome with two big apples in his coat-tail 

 pockets? Would he not naturally hasten along to 

 44 lastly," and the big apples ? If they were tin- dom- 

 inie apples, and it was April or May, he certainly 

 would. 



