WHAT WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH AT THE CLUB 259 



Finical, cynical, blithering, dithering, 



Anything else that is equally withering, 



Spurious, curious, furious, impurious, 



Scarcely impeccable, wholly uncheckable, 



Not indisputable, shockingly mutable, 



Quite irrefutable, frankly inscrutable 



Pure hypothetical, sheerly heretical, 



Hyperaesthetical, strongly emetical, 



Quite unendurable, simply incurable, 



Still without rival in things adjectival, 



Adjectives, more of 'em, many a score of 'em 



(Subject quite deathless, but we're getting breathless), 



All of 'em latent in S(omebody)'s patent, 



Invisible wink under water. 



AND SO FAREWELL AND HOME-ALONG. 



