His Future 



By Arthur Guiterman 



I 



QUICK and hair iriggerous. 

 Joyous and vigorous. 

 Home from the niggerous 

 African shore. 

 Bringing a zoo with him. 

 Zebra and gnu with him. 

 What shall we do with him — 

 Our Theodore? 



Ill 



WHAT new renown for him?- 

 Pick out a gown for him? 

 Buy up a crown for him. 

 Make him a king? 

 Make him an editor? 

 (What a competitor! 

 Who was it said it or 

 Fancied the thing!) 



II 



NO sweet manorial. 

 Grave professorial. 

 Staid senatorial 

 Honors will do. 

 Give him the Stick again. 

 Freedom to kick again. 

 Raise the Old Nick again! 

 "Whoop!" and "Hurroo!" 



IV 



RAILROAD commissioner? 

 Graft aholitioner? 

 High politicianer? 

 Farm autocrat? 

 Nature mythologist? 

 Trust criminologist? 

 Universologist — 



Something like that? 



DO you admire him? 

 Would you inspire him? 

 Do you desire him 

 Laid on the shelf? 

 Peace to your pattering. 

 Scolding or flattering! 

 Building or battering. 

 He'll run himself. 



