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success, and yet there are so many little articles of vertu about a kitchen, that if 

 you fail on the coop you can generally bring away something else. I brought away 

 a nice steel trap one night, worth ninety cents. 



But what is the use in my pouring out my whole intellect on this subject ? I have 

 shown the Western New York Poultry Society that they have taken to their bosom 

 a party who is not a spring chicken by any means, but a man who knows all about 

 poultry, and is just as high up in the most efficient methods of raising it as the 

 President of the institution himself I thank these gentlemen for the honorary 

 membership they have conferred upon me, and shall stand at all times ready and 

 willing to testify my good feeling and my official zeal by deeds as well as by this 

 hastily penned advice and information. Whenever they are ready to go to raising 

 poultry, let them call for me any evening after eleven o'clock, and I shall be on 

 hand promptly. 



