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NO DOUBT EACH BIRD SWEARS BY ITS OWN PATTERN . I9 



ITS BILL DESERVES STUDY 22 



AS WONDERFUL AS THE PELICAN, BUT HOW OPPOSITE! . 25 

 THERE ARE SOME ECCENTRICS, SUCH AS JENNY WREN, WHICH 



HAVE DESPISED THEIR TAILS 35 



AT THE SIGHT OF A RIVAL THE DOG HOLDS ITS TAIL UP 



STIFFLY 40 



A SHREW CAN DO IT, BUT NOT A MAN .... 44 



A BOLD ATTEMPT TO GROW IN THE CASE OF A TAPIR . 50 

 I HAVE SEEN HUMAN NOSES OF A PATTERN NOT UNLIKE THIS, 



BUT THEY ARE NOT CONSIDERED ARISTOCRATIC . 54 

 WHO CAN CONSIDER THAT NOSE SERIOUSLY ? . . -55 

 OR PERHAPS WHEN IT WANTS TO LISTEN IT RAISES A FLIPPER 



TO ITS EAR 6l 



" TEAR OUT THE HOUSE LIKE THE DOGS WUZ ATTER HIM " 64 



A GREAT CATHOLIC CONGRESS OF DISTINGUISHED EARS . 66 



THE CURLS OF A MOTHER'S DARLING .... 73 



