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Wine, Beere, 



Wine. But as you haue the eloquence of Vlysses, I suppose you 

 haue not the strength of Aiax, wee should moue in great feare, if you 

 were valiant, I hope you are but weake Tobacco. 



Tob. Weake? whose braine hath not felt the effects of my might- 

 inesse? He that opposes me shall find me march like a tempest, 

 waited vpon with lightening and black Cloudes. 



Wi. Here is no cracke. 



Bee. Yet he thunders it out. 589 



Ale. Yes yes, I remember I haue heard him reported a solidier, 

 and once being in company with a knap-lack man a companion of his, 

 I obtained a coppy of his military postures, whifeh put downe the pike 

 and pot-gun cleane, pray obserue 'em. 



1. Take your seale. 



2. Draw your box. 



3. Vncase your pipe. 



4. Produce your rammer. 



5. Blow your pipe. 



6. Open your box. 



7. Fill your pipe. 



8. Ramme your pipe. 



9. Withdraw your Rammer. 



10. Returne your rammer. 



11. Make ready. 



12. Present. 



13. Elbow your pipe. 



14. Mouth your pipe. 



15. Giue fire. 



16. Nose your Tobacco. 



17. PufEe vp your smoake. 



18. Spit on your right hand. 



19. Throw off your loose ashes. 660 



20. Present to your friend. 



21. As you were. 



22. Cleanse your pipe. 



23. Blow your pipe. 



24. Supply your pipe. 



Exercise this discipline till you stinke, defile the roome, offend 

 your friends, destroy your liuer and lungs, and bid adiew to the world 

 with a scowring fluxe. 



To. You haue a good memorie 



Ale. I'me sure Tobacco will spoyle it. 610 



Tob. These are but childish inuentions. 



Wine. They are most proper to illustrate your magnificence, for 

 howsoeuer you pretend that you conuerse with men, it is apparant, 

 that you make men children agen, for they that vse you most familiar- 

 ly, doe but smoake aU the day long. 



To You dishonour me. 



598 Your. Misprinted You. 



