Ale, and Tobacco 25 



ExU Nutmeg with Tost. 



So, so, I am glad hee's gone: I doe not loue this Tests company, yet 

 some occasion or other, puts me still vpon him. Ha, who's this? 



Enter Wine. 



Tis Wine my Master. 



Wine. Sugar, you are a sweet youth, you wayt well. 



Sug. A friend of mine call'd me forth, to cure a cut finger. 70 



Wine. Youle tume Surgeon or Physician shortly. 



Sug. But your diseases need none: for inflamations, which are 

 dangerous to others, makes you more acceptable, nor doe you blush to 

 haue it reported sir, how often you haue beene biurnt. 



Wine. So sir, now you put me in minde on't, I heare say you 

 runne a wenching, and keepe womens company too much. 



Sug. Alas sir, like will to like. Sugar being of his owne nature 

 sweete, has reason to make much of women, which are the sweetest 

 creatures. 



Wine. But some of them are sower enough. 80 



Sug. I sir, Widdowes at fifteene, and Maides at twentie fiue; but I 

 keepe them company, for no other thing, then to conuert them, some 

 of them could eu'n eate me, but for feare of spoiling their teeth. 



Wine. Indeed one of your sweet hearts complained t'other day you 

 made her teeth rotten. 



Sug. Alas sir, twas none of my fault, she bit me first, and I could 

 doe no lesse, then punish her sweet tooth. 



Wine. Well sirra, I say, take heed of women. 88 



Sug. Nay sir, if I may credit my owne experience they are the 

 best friends I haue, for I am alwaies in their mouthes. If I come to a 

 banquet, as none are made without mee, in what fashion soeuer I 

 appeare, euery woman bestowes a handkercher vpon me, and striue to 

 carry me away in their cleanest linnen : nay, but for shame, to betray 

 their affections to mee, they would bring whole sheets for me to lie in. 



67 Enter Wine. Ed. 1629. Enter Wine, drinliing Tobacco. 



68 Tis Wine my Master. Ed. 1629, Tis Wine my Master. What smoking? Wine and tobacco , 

 I thinke, are never asunder: but tis no marveil they agree so well, they both come out of a Pipe. 



