July 22, 1880.] 



FOREST AND STREAM. 



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water, gave Ufa a quart ot beer, which lie lapped up 

 with .siuisfci.L'tinii aiul demanded nrore. He was given, a 

 pint more. Considerably refreshed, the hunt was ret- 

 BUmed ; but Monte behaved strangely. He dashed about 



in a, reckless manlier, and tumbled headlong over fences. 

 He barked in a maudlin, incoherent way, and quar- 

 relled without cause with Smith's dog. He seemed to 

 have lost the control of bis nose, and would run over 

 a covey of grouse, and a moment after come to a dead 

 point on a field mouse or a grasshopper, it was pain- 

 fully evident that iMonte was drunk — drunk as a fiddler. 



The next morning Monte got up with a raging head- 

 ache, lie felt had. His hair pulled. But he seems to 

 have heard of the drunkard's axiom, "The hair of the 

 dog is good for the bite," and he accordingly followed 

 Ballard down town, and ••rung in" on him while he 

 was taking his matutinal whiskey and tansy. Ballard 

 stood treat, and Monte " lusted" in " a glass of old 

 stock ale. Several loafers thought it was fuuny to see 

 a dog making a beast of himself, so they invited poor 

 Monte to take another and another, until the upshot 

 of it was he went home that, night drunker than ever. 

 It got noised around town that Monte liked beer, and 

 everybody began to invite him. The consequence was 

 that he became 3 sot. 



Monte made frequent efforts to reform, but dog-flesh 

 is weak. His good master, becoming alarmed, served 



notice oil all the whiskey shops not to let Monte have 

 anything; but aJJ to no purpose. He found means to 

 get drunk every dav. Beer got too weak for him, and 

 he took to whiskey.' finally the end came. After an 

 unusually protracted debauch. Monte began to see 

 things, 'lie would bristle up at the imaginary dogs, 

 and then shrink in the most abject terror from some 

 imaginary assailant. Then lie would come to a dead 

 point on nothing, and again he would hustle imagin- 

 ary eats about, the yard, and, getting them in a corner, 

 bark for hours at vacancy. He couldn't sleep ; he 

 couldn't eat; he couldn't do anything sensibly, and 

 tinallv died as the fool dieth — of jim-jams. We buried 

 him under an apple tree, with a head board bearing the 

 following inscription : — 



SACKED TO THE MEMORY OF 



" MONTE," 



Only Dog of A. C. Ballard. 



Who, (the Dog) Died Dee, 12th, 1858, 



OF TYPHOID PNEUMONIA, 



Superinduced by Overwork and Mental Anxiety. 



"HONE, ISUT NOT FOItGOTTEN." 



We couldn't fiud it in our hearts to say that so good a 

 dog had died of delirium tremens. 



Hunting The Wild Goat.— The residents in the 



ghbi 



the hot 



been de 



d of Lexington avenue and Sixty-ninth 

 i the last few. lays complained to ' 'apt. Suit 

 'wenty-eighth preempt, that enormous num- 

 ber. Every circus bill in tile district had 

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 rieornians were devastating the garbage bins and gutters. 

 In thoir petition to the police the suppliant taxpayers de- 

 clared that even the paving stones were in danger and 

 asphalt pavement was a luxury. Capt. Gunner, thus ap- 

 pealed to, fitted up a large truck, which he yesterday put 

 in charge of Roundsmen Chun and Dalbec with ten pat- 

 rolmen in uniform. They were sent out at :l o'clock 

 in the morning with instructions to capture all the billy 

 goats which roamed among the rocks and sported iii 

 back alleys. For ten hours the hunters continued their 

 work, followed about by a crowd of scolding women, 

 who every now and then rushed from the surrounding 

 shanties to protect their ill-smelling pets. By 13 

 o'clock forty-one goats had been captured, two patrol- 

 men had recieved black eyes, four had their coats torn, 

 one was relieved from any desire to be seated for a week 

 or so, and the entire neighborhood had been turned up- 

 side down. The noisy, odorous and rebellious load was 

 ta.ken to the city pound and there placed beyond the 

 reach of fence bills and ash barrels. It is proposed to 

 continue the raid when volunteers can be procured. 



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